Kirby: *Pointing at Mace Knight's weapon* That's actually a flail, isn't it? Not a mace?
Mace Knight: Yes, what is your point?
Kirby: So your name should be Flail Knight.
Mace Knight: But that doesn't sound as cool as Mace Knight.
Kirby: Whatever you say, Fail Knight.
Mace Knight: WHY YOU BRAT— *Shoves Kirby down a trash chute*
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Ways to Get Kicked Off the Halberd
RandomJoin everyone's favorite pink puffball as he makes it his mission to annoy the Halberd's crew to death! Note: don't try these at home. Alternative title can be "Ways to Die on the Halberd" since Kirby meets a different comeuppance at the end of all...
