Meta Knight: Who released the Heavy Lobster?
*Silence*
*Everyone understandably looks at Vul*
Captain Vul: What?! It wasn't me this time!
Meta Knight: *Growls* ...Kirby.
Kirby: *Has the whip ability and is sitting on top of the Heavy Lobster, which is currently destroying several parts of the Halberd* Giddy up, poyo! Ya! Hiyah! Make your friends in the supermarket proud, poyo! *Whips the lobster*
Meta Knight: GET DOWN HERE THIS INSTANT, KIRBY!
Kirby, mockingly: Get down here this instant, Kirby! *Swings his whip around*
Meta Knight: DO NOT MAKE A MOCKERY OF ME!
Kirby: Do not make a mockery of me, the great Sir Lord Captain Meta Knight the Star Warrior! Phhhbbbtt!
Meta Knight: *Furiously begins to fly up to the top of Heavy Lobster*
Kirby, eyes widening: Oh crap, poyo—
Meta Knight: *Knocks Kirby off the Lobster with several sword slashes*
*Kirby poyos loudly as he hits the ground and is almost immediately stepped on by Heavy Lobster*
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Ways to Get Kicked Off the Halberd
RandomJoin everyone's favorite pink puffball as he makes it his mission to annoy the Halberd's crew to death! Note: don't try these at home. Alternative title can be "Ways to Die on the Halberd" since Kirby meets a different comeuppance at the end of all...
