Meta Knight: Kirby, I am here to talk to you about something you did last night that deeply upset me.
Kirby: Poy-kay, but in my defense, Axe-poy bet me twenty Dededen that I couldn't drink that entire canister of gasoline.
Meta Knight: That is not what I was going to - Wait, you what?
Kirby: I still haven't gotten that money yet.
Meta Knight: That should be the least of your concerns, Kirby! You drank gasoline?!
Kirby: *Shrugs* I've eaten worse... *Mumbles* Like your cooking.
Meta Knight, highly offended: How dare you! That's it - you are mopping the entire deck!
Kirby: *Grumbling and muttering to himself as he angrily slaps the mop across the deck* This sucks, poyo. All for speaking the truth...
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Ways to Get Kicked Off the Halberd
RandomJoin everyone's favorite pink puffball as he makes it his mission to annoy the Halberd's crew to death! Note: don't try these at home. Alternative title can be "Ways to Die on the Halberd" since Kirby meets a different comeuppance at the end of all...
