Captain Vul, after Kirby managed to destroy at least five chairs just by tripping over them: You are the stupidest creature to ever walk the face of this planet!!
Kirby: Am not! I'm smart, poyo!
Captain Vul: *Sneers* Please! If you're so smart, enlighten me, then, as to what you believe the height of stupidity is!
Kirby: *Slowly turns to look at Meta Knight* ...How tall are you?
Meta Knight: *Twitches an eye, then furiously kicks Kirby into the wall*
Kirby-shaped dent count: Three
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Ways to Get Kicked Off the Halberd
RandomJoin everyone's favorite pink puffball as he makes it his mission to annoy the Halberd's crew to death! Note: don't try these at home. Alternative title can be "Ways to Die on the Halberd" since Kirby meets a different comeuppance at the end of all...
