*Kirby is outside the control room, trying to eavesdrop on a conversation*
Mace Knight: ...Mustn't interfere with our plans...Shall use force, if deemed necessary...
Kirby: *Snickers*
Mace Knight, turning and noticing him at the doorway: What is so humorous?
Kirby: You talk funny, heehee. You sound like such an old person.
Mace Knight, offended: Well I never!
Meta Knight: Kirby, it is three in the morning. Should you not be in bed?
Kirby, mockingly: Thy apprentice of mine, the clock strikes three. Why ist thou not in thy resting chambers?
Meta Knight: *Already silently correcting Kirby's grammar in his head*
Kirby: Seriously, how old are you two? Like, medieval-times, poyo?
Mace Knight: I will not stand for this disrespect! *Drop-kicks Kirby down the corridor*
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Ways to Get Kicked Off the Halberd
RandomJoin everyone's favorite pink puffball as he makes it his mission to annoy the Halberd's crew to death! Note: don't try these at home. Alternative title can be "Ways to Die on the Halberd" since Kirby meets a different comeuppance at the end of all...
