♡ Demon slayer oneshots ♡

♡ Headcannons - Gyokko ♡

A/N: IM SO SORRY I WROTE THIS AGES AGO BUT FORGOT TO PUBLISH 😥

Requested by: Sodos_husband

• Smells like fish and claims that it's his "natural musk"

• He sleeps on a pile of dead fish and makes a little nest in them

• Looks up to Douma a lot since they're besties and he wants to be as powerful as him one day

• Is slightly delusional and thinks that one day he'll be upper moon 1

• Spends hours arranging flowers inside his pots around the infinity castle

• He actually likes flowers a lot and often paints them on his pots (using baby blood as paint ofc)

• Uses his pots to spy on people and visit Douma

• Once when he was pot-peeping he saw Kokushibo in the shower and realised that he's not the only demon without a ding dong (im so sorry for this but its canon that the demons are pickleless 😔)

• In fact, he always felt insecure about his lack of a wizz wazz pickle spazz, since his lower half has always been in fish/pot form making him he think he was the only one lacking the that department

• I'm sorry I love the idea of Gyokko being sad because he has a fish tail instead of a shlong thats so funny to me

• OKAY NO MORE DEMON DONGS SORRY ABOUT THAT

• Douma used to make fun of his little stubby arms but then Kokushibo told him off for bullying the lower ranks 💀

• He eats babies

• No like he literally eats babies

• A lot of demons don't really like eating kids less than a year old because: a) they're less nutritious and filling, b) they're a lot harder to kill undetected, and c) it just feels wrong since most of the lower rank demons will get some sort of human memory triggered by seeing a baby. BUT NOOOO this mf thinks babies are a gourmet meal and will literally pluck them out of their cots for a lil midnight snack

• Sleep-farter.

• He thinks "ur mom" and "deez nuts" jokes are funny

• He basically acts like an 11 year old fatherless boy

A/N: I feel kinda bad for flaming him tbh 💀 BUT I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING GOOD TO SAY ABT HIM

365 words