Warning.
Possible spoilers for rezero
Possible death
Possible bad stuffs.
Possible genderbending.
Possibly enjoy.
Please don't butcher me if I butcher brit slang.
Narrator POV
A boy was walking along the street... he had acchieved the pinacle of humanity.
Looking incredibly hot.
He was a 19 year old college student who wanted nothing but doing one thing....
"I want to own a Chick-fil-A" Said the boy in his interview...
"How high is your credit?" Said the man.
"It has many zeroes." Said the boy.
"Don't beat around the bush, just tell me boy, you know looks wont get you anywhere without a brain." Said the worker annoyed.
"It has 4 zeroes." Said the boy, rather bluntly as if it was normal.
"Huh... so you have a credit of 9000? That's rather low Innit?" Said the man...
"Ah, no, its €70.00." said the boy, writing the number down...
...
He had gotten kicked...
Perhaps fate must guide him to a McDonalds...
And so, he entered the McDonalds.
"I Want to own one of these" said the boy to the cashier.
"Uh... Do you want a McRib? We have some in stock... they are really juicy, and They remind me of you-"
...
The cashier was a rather wild girl....
Wendy's it must be!
...
"I want to own this place." Said the boy to the cashier ... he was a fellow stronk man.
"And I want to own you tonight- Huh... he was really cute though..."
...
That Wendy's was rather gay...
It must be burger king!
...
"I want to own this place" said the boy to the Girl behind the counter.
"Uh, we are hiring, Its €7 an hour with meals... I think you would fit in, you are quite the lad, you would probably end up as a burger prince at this rate- No don't leaveee!".
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