♡ Demon slayer oneshots ♡

♡ Drama - Uppermoon gc ♡

Gyutaro: Lord Douma... that's not how that works.

Daki: LMFAOOOOOO

Akaza: Why tf r u tryna smell us?

Douma: No reason. 🙃

Akaza: Ur such an imbecile I'm surprised that lord Muzan hasn't made you self destruct yet.

Muzan: So am I, Akaza. So am I.

Daki: OMG LORD MUZAN'S HERE

Douma: HELP HOW DID U GET INTO THE GC?

Muzan: I am everywhere, all the time.

Daki: Queen 🤩

Kokushibo: @Muzan 🛐🛐🛐

Daki: KOKU WHAT DO U MEAN BY THAT

Akaza: BYE- 💀🤚

Douma: BAHWHWHAHAHHA

Kokushibo: I am simply virtually kneeling out of respect for lord Muzan. I decided to use emoticons to accurately display myself bowing to him. Is there a problem, young Daki?

Gyutaro: NO MR KOKUSHIBO THERE'S NO PROBLEM. I APOLOGISE FOR HER BEHAVIOUR.

Douma: HAHAHHAHAHAHHSH

Kokushibo: I am confused as to why you seem so alarmed, young Gyutaro. As for you, Douma, I am curious as to what you're laughing at.

Douma: ARE U GUYS RLLY GONNA MAKE ME TELL HIM? @Daki

Gyutaro: Well its not going to be her who says it.

Daki: ^^^

Kokushibo: ???

Akaza: Omds he's acc gonna tell him- 💀

Kokushibo: Tell me what, Akaza? I am thoroughly discombobulated at the attitudes you are all displaying.

Douma: HAHSHDGJS OKAY I'LL EXPLAIN

Douma: SO BASICALLY

Douma: THAT EMOJI YOU USED

Douma: THIS ONE 🛐🛐

Douma: PEOPLE DON'T USE THAT EMOJI FOR KNEELING, LORD KOKUSHIBO.

Daki: Well techically-

Gyutaro: You're grounded.

Kokushibo: What does that emoticon represent if not kneeling, Douma?

Douma: JBJHHAVSAKV OKAY UM SO UR RIGHT THE ACTUAL EMOJI MEANS KNEELING/PRAYING BUT...

Douma: PEOPLE USE THAT EMOJI TO TALK ABOUT SUCKING DICK. THAT'S THE ONLY CONTEXT ITS EVER USED IN ANYMORE.

Kokushibo left the chat

Muzan: I hate you all.

Muzan left the chat

Douma: HELP THAT WAS SO FUNNY

Gyutaro: Thanks to you, Daki won't be seeing her phone for the next 3 months.

Douma: Pfft, let the girl live Gyu 😭😭😭

Gyutaro: Don't call me Gyu? Also, she's my sister, not yours.

Douma: We know that GYU, you tell us every 5 minutes! Honestly, when will you stop bragging about being related to that girl? She's like, average looking at best-

Gyutaro left the chat

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kaza: Am I really the only one left, even tho I never wanted to be on here in the first place?...

Akaza: OH SHIT IS GYUTARO BEATING UP DOUMA? I CAN HEAR THEM BOTH SCREAMING?

Muzan: Yes, he just put a sickle through one of his ears and out of the other.

Akaza: Master Muzan, you really need to stop hacking people

Muzan: Never.

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A/n: Just to clarify, I DO NOT ship Kokushibo x Muzan, I just feel like grandpa Kokopuffs would do smth like that over text to Muzan 💀💗

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