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🎆4th of July bb🎆

{I know they're probably in the UK but hush}
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Edd:
Dude would man the grill the best he can but after a few hours Eduardo would intervene and save the food from burning. Edd would then decide to just make the side and let Eduardo do the grilling

Tom:
Would full on buy sparklers, fireworks, anything he could get his hands on to light on fire. This is one of his favorite holidays because it "gives him a reason" to drink all day. He might hop into a pool later on but he's usually found in a lawn chair

Matt:
Tom had to hide the explosives and sparklers from him, or else there would be one less house for them to live in. Although he loves the activities 4th of July can bring he also loves the food, and will bother both Eduardo and Edd the entire time

Tord:
He doesn't know much about the holiday but will still partake in lighting things on fire with Tom, the one thing they can enjoy together. Tord obviously invited Paul and Pat as well as (il)legally bringing over an imported alcohol.

Eduardo:
As stated above, he'd man the grill after Edd almost burnt the food. Him and the other neighbors weren't planning on celebrating with Edd and the crew but that's just how the day unfolded. As much as he talked smack Eduardo was happy to flaunt his grilling skills

Jon:
Sweet cinnamon roll would be right there with Matt enjoying the festivities, but as soon as the fireworks come out he's bolting. He hates the loudness of the fireworks and never stays no matter if someone gives him noise canceling headphones. He'll happily watch videos of it though

Mark:
Mark spends his time at a table chatting with whoever's around him with a glass of wine always in his hand. Usually it'll be Patryk or even Tom sitting with him. He'll complain about the heat but doesn't go into the pool, so everyone has to suffer, especially Eduardo

Paul:
This menace steals food straight from the grill. At one point Eduardo was ready to chop his hand off if he tried to do it again. But alas he still snuck a few pieces here and there. The only reason he stopped was because Tom offered him a beer and Matt invited him into the pool. He's a huge fan of fireworks and will shout in glee at the sight

Patryk:
Sits in a lawn chair sipping wine with Mark. These two are like sassy aunts who spill gossip and talk crap about everyone else. He did have to pull Paul away from the grill a few times, and then had to begrudgingly hold his beer, but all in all he had fun