Chapter 4
Friday, November 12th
OMG, OMG, OMG!!! The auditions were AMAZING!!!! When Mrs. Danish said I'd be good for Annie, I knew right away, I was going to get Annie and then Lila is going to lose the bet! I really hope Brad makes it in.
We're going to find out if I made the play or not on Monday. I hope Lila gets rejected so when I get in, I can rub it in her face, HA, HA, HA!!!! I hope Liv will get in too. Oh! Right now, I'm in All- live's bathroom right now at like, 11: 32pm!
I'm having a sleep over right now with Oli. Tonight was so fun! Livia's parents came home an hour ago and told us to go to sleep. I'm NOT using the toilet right now but before, I had to go and-uh-oh! I have to go again! Jeez! Okay well, I'm on the toilet (again) this time and, ooh I feel sick! Maybe it was the Pizza we ordered. If I'm sick from that Pizza, I'm gonna sue Domino's for sure! Well, let me tell you about my day today whole I'm using the potty.
Well, today, at Advisory Ms. Piller told us about what's new and all. And at first period today, my favorite teacher of all time Mr. Olmin was guessing our middle names all period because we had nothing else to do. You know how in attendance lists you have the kids' name and then the first letter of their middle name?
Well, Mr. Olmin was guessing the classes' middle name and there were a few funny ones. Do you want to guess what MY middle name is? Okay! Hint: it starts with a Q. Take a minute to think. Are you stumped? Do you want me to give you the answer?
My middle name is Queenie. Yep. Julia Queenie Teller. JQT. Do you want to know what Oliver's middle name is? It starts with a V obviously because one of her nicknames is OVG and OV. Did you guess yet? Did you guess Victoria? Oh, darn I gave away the answer! Yes. Olivi is Olivia Victoria Guilt. OV isn't in first period with me so she basically told me her middle name. I've only known her since 6th grade and I know her like she's my sister.
Okay, now guess what LILA'S middle name is. It's Diana! Lila Diana Avocado. She said she was named after Princess Diana because Princess Diana died a few days before Lila was born and her parents are somewhat British, they did come from England.
Ming Xing's middle name I can't even PRONOUNCE. Her middle name is so long, I forget it already. When I heard her say her middle name, I was like, "Whoa!" How can she remember her own middle name!?
Oh and stupid Clark is in my first period class and his middle name is Cornelius. I don't even want to say his full name! It's too terrible! And I've saved the best middle name for last. Brad Lee's middle name! It begins with an F. This one is really hard and funny.
When Mr. Olmin was guessing, he guessing like, Frank, or Fitzgerald or some other name that began with F. Then, I could tell he was embarrassed by just thinking of it. All the girls went even closer to him. He felt like he was going to explode from pressure. Then I heard him say, "Ford." The whole class cracked up.
It's such a funny name! Brad Ford Lee. The most popular boy in our whole school had the funniest middle name. Ford! HA! No offence to those who have ford as a name, but, it's SO funny! Oh, and speaking of Brad, in the auditions, he said he didn't wanna sing. I was so sad because I heard him sing before, and he's really good at it!
Oh and something horrible happened today too! I accidentally stepped in gum at recess! It was so gross! Then, I had to use a plastic fork to get it off in the bathroom! Poor me! :( People heard me grunting in there too and some wondered if I was constipated.
I chew gum all the time and I am so good from people seeing it too, not even Mrs. Lee notices it! Speaking of Mrs. Lee, I heard something about Mrs. Lee today. When she was younger and was taking care of her kids, she would whip them if they did something bad or if they did one little teeny thing wrong. She would even whip them at the dinner table.
She would whip their elbows if their elbows were on the table or something like that. She would hit and whip the stuffing out of her own kids if they needed a spanking. Mrs. Lee is such a witch!!! Poor kids! I guess she wanted them to be perfect, but NO ONE is perfect Mrs. Lee! No wonder her husband left her!
I also heard that her husband left her with her kids when he got tired of dealing with Mrs. Lee's behavior. Ooh! I don't feel good. I hope I'm almost done in here. It really smells in here right now! Thank goodness YOU don't have to go through this reader of my diary.
Well, I'm finally done. I'm really tired. I was about to fall asleep while I was going. My stomach doesn't feel good, and I don't even know why I'm still writing. I just washed my hands and if I have to go to the bathroom again, I won't go! Well, I'm on my way back to Aivilo's room and uh... Darn it! I have to go to the bathroom AGAIN! What's WRONG with me!?
*There is a huge temper tantrum going on right now so, please wait a bit before you keep reading. So, to pass the time, look at these cool shapes.*
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Well, I'm going to stop writing for tonight so, bye. Ohh, this hurts!!
Ju Teller on the toilet... O_o
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Ju Teller: The Redhead Drama Queen
HumorThis is the diary and story of a naive, flamboyant girl named Julia Teller or Ju for short. She is faced with competition with her arch enemy, Lila Avocado of getting into the school play and getting the guy of her dreams with the help of her best f...
