You read that title so know what to expect also new names for this chapter yes ik the other names are classic but fuck being classic also HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH ITS THE MONTH FOR MY PEOPLE(it's pretty known I'm black by now bro)
__________________Edward: these niggas keep arguing
Bobin: yk how we should solve it
Surfer: I know how
Slut: hard-core anal butt sex
Bobin: this is why I love you nancy
Freak: no
Bully: for once I actually agree with Johnathan
Bobin: but Steve this would be a perfect way to rekindle your relationship with Johnathan
Bobin: which was never there in the first place but
Bobin: you guys can start over
Edward: it would be hate sex though
Slut: what
Edward: the sex would be out of pure hatred for eachother
Bobin: I didn't think about that
Slut: plus I'm pretty sure Johnathan wouldn't want Steve in his mussy
Surfer: mussy???
Freak: man pussy
Surfer: id like to be in johnathans mussy
Edward: 💀
Surfer: I didn't know I sent that mb
Edward: sb help me please these niggas won't shut up
Bobin: their like dogs barking at eachother
Slut: their gonna fight soon I just know it
Edward: tbh I'm rooting for Johnathan I love Steve but like johnathans gotta win this fight
Slut: I think we're all rooting for Johnathan
Edward: stfu u slut
Slut: fuck you
Edward: fuck u too nigga
(BY THE WAY if anyone forgot I hc eddie and Dustin being black mainly cause I'm black and all we have is Erica and Lucas and I need more so yeah)
Bobin: their fighting
Edward: damn look at Steve's ass
Slut: stfu
Edward: whatever
Bobin: are we gonna separate them or just let them fight
Edward: we can js let them fight
Slut: yk I don't want blood on my floor right
Edward: you'll be fine
Slut: no I won't
Edward: well then you separate them
Surfer: Steve's bleeding man
Slut: ihy Eddie
Edward: ilyt bookie <3
Bobin: STEVE AND JOHNARHAN JIST THREW EACH OTHER OUT THE WINDOW
Bobin: WELL THEY JUST BOTH FELL OUT THE WINDOW
Edward: they're fine
Bobin: Steve is in agony
Edward: no he isn't
Bully: no im not i think I broke my arm
Slut: as long as johnathan is okay I'm fine
Freak: I thingk I brokr my leg
Slut: im coming outside
Surfer: oh yeah johnsthans leg definitely looks broken
Edward: ts looks weird
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Fuck you bitch ass niggad yall mfs vsn suck my big fucking dick how and bitches any fucking who I hope you enjoyed this chapter cause it took me a good ol while to write being thst I have school and yeah byeeeee have s good day
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