Random Shit(st Texting Story)

lmao

Lmao uhh idk this chapter is just me typing random shit cause I have no ideas rn
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Madmax: guyss s nsmhdyrhe

Antigay: what

Madmax: im bored

Antigay: Mr too

Madmax: lucas winter answer 😾😾😾

Antigay: wilk wont sandber 😿😿😿😿

Madmax: nor will el

Antigay: this is homophobic

Lucasbbg: stfu

Madmax: it's not like your doing aythibg

Lucasbbg: im at work doing something unlike you fools

Antigay: oh my gos im late for work

Madmax: rember your license is suspended so ask ur mom to drive you

Lucasbbg: Max your late

Madmax: oh shit I'm coming

America: where tf is Lucas he's not picking up his phone

Madmax: I've been calling him all day I don't know

Gay: hes at his new job

America: smh he could've told me that

Gay: Mike and Max we have been covering you guys for the past 15 minutes

Lucasbbg: hurry up

Sweetheart: bro I think I'm gonna get fired

America: disappointing

Madmax: we should go on another road trip

Antigay: the last time we went on a road trip El went into someone's van and came out with buckets of candy that we had to throw away

Sweetheart: we fr had to burn that shit

Lucasbbg: I burnt my finger 😔

America: and the we had to go to the hospital cause of Dustin

Madmax: remeber when we were in Richmond at that one history museum and then Mike fell

America: then we had to go to target and those prices were

(Okay but like why are targets prieces so like 😨)

Sweetheart: never in my life am I going to target unless Dustin is getting a funko pop

America: Dustin was going wild in target

Madmax: the target trip was fun

Antigay: rember when Erica fell cause Lucas hit her with the cart at Burlington

America: that shit hurt

Madmax: remember when Lucas nearly drowned

Antigay: Rember when El tried to drown me

Lucasbbg: remember when I actually drowned

Sweetheart: 💀

America: the life guards fr fr had to save dustin

Madmax: were so glad we still have dustin with us 😻

Lucasbbg: I wish I died 😾🖕🏽

Antigay: he wouldnt have to deal with max' bs if he was dead

Sweetheart: how tf is he gonna deal with any of us if he's dead 💀

America: right

Lucasbbg: I wouldnt have to deal with any of you

Antigay: hush you fool

Madmax: Halloween is soon go trick or treating

Gay: yes

Superhero: that sounds fun

Lucasbbg: istg Mike if you don't hurry up so I can't go on break I will actually stab you fifteen times

Antigay: bro my mom is taking forever

Sweetheart: I got fired 😐

America: already????

Sweetheart: Yeah 😔

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WOOHOO AND INKNOW IM YOURS WOO WOO AND I KNOE YOUR MINE WEE OOO I LOOK JUST LIKE BUDY HOLLY OH OH AND YOUR MARY TYLOR MOORE I DONT CARE WHAT THEY SAY ABT US ANYWAYS I DONT CARE BOUTBTHAT live laugh love weezer and yes there will be a Halloween chapter that I'll write on the 30th and post on Halloween cause like yeah anyways byeee