Just realized I'm gonna have a 5 chapter saga all centered around Dustin but it's fine cause he's my favorite charater
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Madmax: sleepover today?!?!?!?!?
Antigay: why not
Lucasbbg: I have to ask my mom
Sweetheart: well do it
America: mom said you have to wash the dishes
Sweetheart: what's she gonna do steal my shoes
America: Yeah
Sweetheart: oh damn okay
Superhero: me and wil can come
Lucasbbg: my mom said yes cause apparently her and your mom are going somewhere
Antigay: there gonna be lesbians
America: got a problem with thst
Superhero: 🤨
(LESBIAN QUEENS)
Antigay: no not at all
America: That's what I thought
Lucasbbg: I think my mom is getting bitches
Antigay: why the hell is my mom so dressed up
Sweetheart: my mom is also dressed up
Gay: so is mine
Madmax: so is mine
Antigay: gives us the perfect excuse to hang out then
Sweetheart: wait
Antigay: what
Sweetheart: dustin are you gay
Lucasbbg: wdym I'm littary pan and non binayr
Sweetheart: nah jit fr don't wanna be anything
(Ty for the idea toby)
America: they told me b4 they told yall 😛
Madmax: what
Antigay: wow
Gay: maybe they had to keep up the homophobic act up
America: no its been like this for a good month
Sweetheart: and bro didn't tell us this
Lucasbbg: me and erica were having a chat and then she asked
Antigay: that makes sense
Antigay: my mom said you guys could come over anytime
Sweetheart: were in the car
Lucasbbg: im also in the car
Madmax: Billy is driving me 😔
Antigay: bro why tf are so many homosexuals coming
Gay: Johnathan and Argyle are driving me
Antigay: I can't deal with so many homos
America: your name says it all
Lucasbbg: apparently were having a movie night they planned
Antigay: so what are our dad's doing
Lucasbbg: what dad
Gay: Yeah
Superhero: did you forget about hopper
Gay: Yeah
Antigay: everyone except dustins dad
Lucasbbg: now you made it sound like he's alive but he left
Antigay: uhhh idk what to say then
Sweetheart: so what are our dads doing
Antigay: I think my mom said there going to a bar
Madmax: to ger drunk and cheat on their wife's 😿😿
America: if my dad cheated on my mom
Sweetheart: nigga wouldn't live to see another day
America: fr tho
Sweetheart: and we would be two fatherless niglets
America: not the niglets
Antigay: are you kids here yet
Superhero: dude ur the second youngest
(I actually don't know who the youngest is but he just kinda gives second youngest vibes mainly cause I'm the second youngest in my friend group but yeah)
Antigay: stfu
Antigay: oh your here see you soon ig
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This took like four days to write mainly cause like yeah but then like also yeah and mhm bro idk what to do wit my life I kinda wanna watch Hamilton but then it's also like UAHAGDVEJAHRVEJSIXNDNKXUENEHTIRHFH ok ty bye
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