Random Shit(st Texting Story)

You lie

I feel like I should write more chapters where the mood is sad but dw bestie this is a chapter happy also drama between ex lovers?????
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Madmax: has anyone notice Mike wipes his nose before he lies

Gay: Yeah

Sweetheart: he said that he wished I was dead one time but he wiped his nose

Superhero: he wiped his nose before he said he would always love me

Sweetheart: THATS WILDDD

America: me personally I wouldn't let that slide or let anyone lie to me like that cause tf 🤨 your gonna end up dead in the morning

Sweetheart: right

Lucasbbg: he said he hated me after he wiped his nose

Madmax: bro where is Mike even at

America: probably smoking a storm

Antigay: hi

Sweetheart: go back to smoking in your shed

Antigay: im actually not smoking or in my shed

Gay: then what were you doing

Antigay: I was helping my mom like all day

Antigay: and bothering my dad

Sweetheart: awww he's being a good kid and not a rude one today

Antigay: I mean I got 200 dollars from my dad and 70 from my mom so a win is a win

Superhero: care to donate to the poor

Gay: 😏

Antigay: I can cash app you a dollar

Sweetheart: nigga wtf js that gonna do

Antigay: atleast I'm donating

Sweetheart: donate to get Dustin a father

Lucasbbg: 🤨 my dad is perfectly fine in his grave

Sweetheart: imagine if your mom starts dating Billy 💀

Lucasbbg: NOOOOOOO YOUR SO WRONG FOR THAT NEVER IN MY LIFE WOULD I WANT THAT TO HAPPEN TO ME

Sweetheart: possiblyiestues

Madmax: hes racist why would he want dustins mom

Sweetheart: you right

Lucasbbg: thank God

Madmax: but he does do shit to fuck with us like get with moms

Gay: mike is a wonderful example

Antigay: I hope you fall off a cliff

Superhero: he wiped his nose don't worry

Antigay: im gonna hang up on you

Superhero: then do it you pussy

Antigay: fine then you bitch

Superhero: im the bitch???

Superhero: you were the one who was dating me to cover the fact your a homo

Superhero: mainly to hide the fact from yourself but also your extremely homophobic father but I don't blame you for that I blame you for the fact you lied to me

Superhero: I would've gladly made it look like that we were dating while you dated someone else

Superhero: but you continously LIED to me for years and it wasn't obvious to me at first but then it was obvious cause you ALWAYS wipe your nose whenever you lie

Superhero: and somehow that's a habit you can't get rid of

Superhero: AND not to mention the fact you wanted to date my TWIN the whole entire time you bitch

America: THATS WILDDD

Sweetheart: THATS CRAZY AS FUCK BRO

Lucasbbg: me personally

Madmax: I wouldnt let that slide

Lucasbbg: but that's just me

Antigay: it was a joke 😨😔

America: bro just got exposed

Sweetheart: bro is probably crying

Gay: I'll call him

Gay: hes crying

America: bro is crying

Sweetheart: I would also cry if I was him I just got exposed

Gay: oh my god hes doing a full on sob

Madmax: poor Mike

Superhero: im sorry mike I was in a bad mood

Antigay: you called me a homo and hung up on me

Superhero: I was in a bad mood

Antigay: stfu

Antigay: smh get your priorities straight your dating a GINGER

Sweetheart: watch your mouth

Antigay: fuck you and that ginger who oddly gets bitches

Madmax: more than you

Antigay: I get bitches

Lucasbbg: only in dreams

Antigay: LIKE THAT ONE WEEZER SONG

Sweetheart: BRO WHAT DID WE TALK ABOUT

Antigay: don't talk about weezer

Sweetheart: Or??????

Antigay: we can't run down the hill together

Sweetheart: that's what I thought

Antigay: 😔

Madmax: ????

Lucasbbg: this is normal don't question it

America: weirdos
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