Lamo not text I bet you didn't expect that and homophobic slurs I bet you didn't expect that did you I'm also gay I bet you didn't expect that did you I'm also black I bet you didn't expect that I also have adhd I bet you didn't expect that (I'm finished now dw)
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"Hey nerd, get your phone back before I have to get it" Erica yelled while walking over there seeing the boys toss around Mike's phone "What are you gonna do" One of the jocks said walking over to her "Yeah whats a twelve year old gonna do" another one said "First of all back the hell up second of all im fourteen fuck face and third dont try me" She said looking at the guy who said something first "Oh no were so scared the little sixth grader is gonna hurt us" The other one said "Damn right she is" The assistant principal said
"Hey I didn't know if you noticed but can you get my phone my dad is probably texting me and it's important my grandma is in the hospital and she might die" Mike exclaimed
(Wanna know why I'm so good at finding other words than said??? I'm in advanced English yeah bitch I'm smart)
"Sinclair and Wheeler in my office now" The assistant principel said whkle grabbing Mikes phone from one of the jocks handing it to him
____back in the gc------------
America: remind me to never help Mike again
Antigay: sorry
Superhero: that's a top rule
America: its giving grade endangerment
Sweetheart: nigga what????
America: its harming my gym grade dumbass coon
Sweetheart: RACIST SHES RACIST
America: IM NOT MIKE AND IM BLACK
Sweetheart: name black people you know
America: my whole family Dustin and Eddie
Sweetheart: where even are you
America: with mike
(I'm black 😎)
Antigay: now we have to go in this lady's office
Hot: Why?
(The older kids are also here I bet you didn't expect that fuckface)
Antigay: I was getting bullied
Sufer: theres an easy solution man nust stand up for yourself bully them back
America: the only thing he can do is talk shit about people
(Speaking of talking shit yes ik this is a bit off topic but this girl is talking shit abt me right? Okay good you have that down and then my brother told the councilor lady or whatever she didn't do shit my brother sent numerous emails to that fucking bitch and she didn't think about doing anything until ny brother sent an actual rude email and then we had to go talk to her AND THE FUCKING GIRL SAID SHE DIDNT DO SHIT so I sat there and laughed cause that shit was funny your lying and it's obvious and stop pouting your lip like that you look fucking goofy and please put a mask on fucking ugly ass I also promise I'm not this rude I'm only rude to people I don't like anyways so I yelled at the lady cs how the fuck does it take multiple emails for you to do shit fucking bitch anyways my brother might get jumped ❤ enough with ny rant but don't trust school councilors!!! Their assholes and my black ass doesn't have time for that bs)
Gay: he can fight it just depends on the person
Antigay: anyways can we talk about how beautiful Dustin looks today
Lucasbbg: 🤨 your a married man with five kids
Sweetheart: Yeah back off my man
Antigay: smh can't even compliment your friends
Madmax: maybe cause it sounded a bit gay
Gay: a little fag
America: weirdos
Sweetheart: are you being homophobic
Antigay: im just gonna fail high school and be on the streets selling drugs
Lucasbbg: that's giving eddie
Edward: im not that much of a bum
Lucasbbg: you were like 20 or 21 and still in high-school selling drugs to kids
Edward: and your point
Lucasbbg: your a bum
Sweetheart: let's just pray he isn't drug dealing to a kid
Antigay: NOOOO MY MOM FOUND MY BOX UNDER MY BED
Gay: what box
Antigay: LUCAS KNOWS
Sweetheart: your in deep shit bro
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Whats in the box??? Will we find out????? It's weed it's just weed drugs (i forgot how to spell drugs in spanish) anyways stream Alex unknown (as you can tell I listen to the sleep deprived podcast) anyways the next book will be published next week <3 (this may or may not be a joke I honestly don't know cause I also have to work on my other book which I haven't been doing so adios
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HumorIts kinda goofy ngl, the first page will be adressing things important things ofc, but either way i hope this makes you laugh in a way, ofc theres gonna be ships dont be silly, Byler, lumax, jargyle,steddie, ronance, and jopper henclair will be hev...
