DUSTIN WTF

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Lmak I'm like really bored so I'm writ8ng this heheheheheh go follow me on tiktok I post great things like feet 
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Madmax: WHY IS DISTIN ACTUALLY IN HIS FEMINIST ERA

Sweetheart: atleast he's supporting a cause

Madmax: YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

Madmax: IVE BEEN ON THE PHONE WITH HIM FOR THE PAST HOURS AND ALL HES SAID IS STUFF FEMINIST WOULD SAY

Gay: I was added to the call for like an hour and I can confirm he was also acting a little fruity

Thehair: isn't he

Gay: Yeah but like this is on another level

Lucasbbg: wdym I'm being completely normal

Madmax: you texted me #womensrights

America: also me

Edward: and me

Antigay: Nancy also said you texted her and Robin

Superhero: and me

Sweetheart: notice how eddie us the only man he texted that

Lucasbbg: max just fell off her bed

Madmax: HELPPPPPP HE KEEPS SAYING RANDOM THINGS

Gay: hes acting more zesty than Mike on a Tuesday night

Antigay: THAT RYHMRNS

Sweetheart: BROOO MAX ADD ME TO THE CALL

Madmax: I DID

Gay: who tf added Mike

Antigay: I added myself

Sweetheart: hes gonna be in his alpha male era next

Lucasbbg: no I would never I love women

Sweetheart: what about us dusty bun

Lucasbbg: I love women and you ❤️

Sweetheart: 😻

              Madmax changed Lucasbbg.       
                 name to Womenlover12

Womenlover12: bro

Madmax: it fits

Antigay: for now

Thehair: Henderson take a nap did you hit your head or something

Edward: he hit his head the other day

Womenlover12: can I not support my fellow slay queens

Madmax: THATS WHAT I MEAN

America: make him hit his head again or smth

Womenlover12: no don't do that

Gay: his mom just walked in his room

Antigay: she looks so worried

Sweetheart: 💀

Antigay: the way he's just looking at her is funny

Gay: dustins mom rn: 😟

Antigay: dustin: 😃

Womenlover12: she's gone

Madmax: wait someone act it out I had to go see what Billy wanted

Sweetheart: ew 🤮

Madmax: shut up

Gay: dusty 😟 okay you okay 😔

Antigay: 😃 Yeah mom 🥰🏳️‍🌈 I'm fine

Gay: are you sure 😨😪 I heard you scream

Antigay: 😇😊 Yeah mom 😀😃🥰 I love you

Gay: Okay dusty 🙂 love you too 🥰

Womenlover12: idk if I should feel offended or not

Madmax: ty

Womenlover12: im gonnabggs i nljsuut ybjea

Madmax: he hit his head again idk how

Sweetheart: he was moving too much beinf a dumbass

Antigay: actually he was reading probably got mad at the book screamed and them hit his head

Mom: Dont go to sleep honey you hsve to stay woke for atleast two hours

Womenlover12: okay

Mom: If you guys are on the phone can you make sure he stays woke?

Gay: yes mom

Mom: Okay thank you

Mom: Will arent you at work??

Gay: Yeah but im on break

Mom: Okay, be safe love you

Gay: Love you too

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Bro im like a single mom with two kids except with books and these books are like my kids cause i have to finish my dollhouse book but then i dont feel like it and then i can just post on this book whenever i feek like it kinda but i have to feed you fools but im sure you have different books i dont cause i read my own books other than that i read y/n x eddie munson which is weird cause im a lesbian and yoj would expect me to read robin anyways its almost coryxkenshins birtbday so yayyyyy anyways byeee

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