Chapter name says it all lmao and off topic but can we just talk about how handsome i look like 😻😻😻 also me and my brother have an ongoing joke that Lucas is Platonically married to all of them
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Lucas: My pookie hasnt talked to me today 😔😔😔
Will: Sorry i've been busy
El: busy playing roblox 😾
Lucas: Damn even my bbg can talk to me and hes been helping his mom cook and is having a whole function
Mike: dustin cant cook for shit
Dustin: i can cook perfectly fine 😐🖕🏽
Lucas: Yeah Mikey poo he can cook perfectly fine
Max: Your lying to yourself
Lucas: shhh
Dustin: im here 😐
Erica: smh you fools should be ashamed for bullying that poor man
El: I agree with her
Erica: What if hes crying
Will: he isnt
Lucas: how do you know that pookie?
Will: im at his house ❤
Max: werent you just in your house like five seconds ago
Will: That was 50 minutes ago
Dustin: he just appeared out of thin air
Mike: i mean atleast someone didnt bust down your front door waking up your dad and scaring your mom and young sister and then your older sister comes running down stairs and your whole family is scared but then El is just standing there smiling
El: Atleast i said sorry
Mike: ATLEAST
Dustin: maybe apologizing in the bare minimum for her
(Bro so fucking off topic but have you seen fucking caleb mclaughin like? Why do you look like that? Why are you like that? Whats your favorite color? Why are you so fine? Like ong i wanna meet him irl)
Lucas: And this is why we stan my super powered queen ❤
Mike: my mom nearly had a heart attack so no we dont
El: Skill issue
Dustin: ur mom
El: 😨
Will: are you talking about my mom orrrrr
Dustin: your mom 😨
Mike: im abt to kick this bitch out 😒
Max: whats she doing
Mike: Nothing and its boring
El: i asked if you wanted to play roblox and you said no so me and holly are playing roblox
Mike: Because all you play is adopt me and maybe i dont wanna play that shit
El: well i dont want to play murder mystry and i said we should play doors and you said no that game is ass
Mike: because i didnt say it was ass i just dont want to play it
El: live a little mike
Mike: fine lets play doors
El: thank you
Erica: not them arguing over roblox
Will: it happens daily
Lucas: me personally i wouldnt let a racist in my house but thats just me
El: hes racist?
Mike: Im not racist
Dustin: 🤐
Erica: this is why i keep my mouth shut
Lucas: id like to see you keep your kouth shut
Erica: id like to make you end up like jason
Max: 😮
Will: 😵😵
Max: 💀💀💀
Lucas: see max and thats funny cause all your bones were broken and you couldnt see
Erica: how in the hell can she see now
El: magic
Dustin: does anyone wanna play roblox
Erica: sure lets play royal high
Mike: why not fasihon famous
Lucas: erica will scream her head off at that game
(I also do that erica me too girlie)
Max: lets play doors
Will: flee the facility
Dustin: bloxburg
Erica: we can steal peoples food
( i also steal peoples foos on bloxburg sometimes)
Will: sounds fun
El: lets meet up at my house
Lucas: sure
Erica: join me
Mike: bloxburg is whack im playing a tycoon
Erica: forget you then
Will: guys i gotta go im going some where
Lucas: text us later pookie
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I was gonna say this js the end of the book andnjust be like im done i quit but i will infact not quit but i am infact making a multi-fandom bool with: It, Stranger things, I am not okay with this, Shameless, and do revenge for my older shawty baes so this book wont be updated as often as it used to but i will update i whenever im bored or shit anyways bye for now
Also a mystery for whats happening next chapterr
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