Lmao packing also toby yes i will make a part two to that thing later tho happy things for now
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Lucas: This is insane
Erica: very entense
Dustin: stressfull
Lucas: but we have to get it done
Erica: im about to tell mom can she pack my suitcase cause i cant do this
Dustin: i wish we could just shove clothes in the suitcase
Lucas: they have to look nice and neet for what
Mike: Why didnt you just get those bag things
Will: he means the vaccum seal bags
Erica: We have them and Lucas has to sit on my bag so i can zip it
Max: Dont forget to bring bathing suits and your gay outfit
Mike: Are we going to Flordia? Plase dont tell me were going to florida
Lucas: dude we planned this like an hour ago
Dustin: Help
El: Dustins suitcase just busted open
Will: i forgot they were on the phone
El: hes crying screaming in pain and agony
Dustin: all my hard work for nothing
Mike: Why dont you just get one of those bags like when you kidnap someone
Lucas: a duffel bag 💀
Mike: Yeah that
Dustin: I am broke and i dont think my mom has one
El: ask steve
Max: he has everything
Dustin: I blocked him
Will: Why
Dustin: he was being mean to me and i personally am not gonna take that level of disrepect
Erica: purr bestie knows his worth
Lucas: as you should bbg
Max: i would ask billy if he has ome but who knows whats been in there
Mike: dead bodies
Erica: you got it all wrong it probably something more grose
El: Happy screams
Will: yep
Max: So were going to Virginia first cause multiple museums, and then Flordia cause mike hates it there
Mike: oh no were gonna see naked old men
Max: we are going to clearwater beach
(Ive been to florida like 3 or 4 times so like uhhh)
Will: nothings wrong with seeing naked old men
Max: Then we are gonna go to hooters cause i heard their wings are good
(I can confirm hooters wings are good as fuck)
Lucas: nah bro Erica's poor 14 year old eyes cant see that
Erica: 🤨
Dustin: we can probably order it or one of us could go inside
Mike: if we have to go inside i think max should go
Max: Fine with me
Lucas: Okay so were going to Virgina, Flordia, Cali and Las vegas?
Max: Yep
Mike: Do we seriously have to go to Flordia like cant we just go to Georiga or new york or ohio
Dustin: we should go to new york
Max: thats going on the list
Erica: yall better protect me with your life in new york cause this is givng child endangerment
Lucas: of course were going to protect you with our life because mom and dad would kill me if something happend
Max: Do we all have matching pajamas
Mike: my mom ordered them like yesterday and they are coming either today or tommorow
Max: tell her thank you 😏
Dustin: shes becoming a walking figure of billy
Lucas: smh i didnt expect you to fuck moms max
Erica: Yall are wrong for that 💀
Max: very wrong
Will: SHES CRYING HOW COULD YOU GUYS
Lucas:Were sorry right bbg ❤
Dustin: Yes we are very sorry
Lucas: yep
Max: Whatever
Dustin: 🤨
Erica: Lucas come sit on my suitcase
Lucas: Im coming
Erica: Thank you
Max: We need to make rules
Mike: For el that bitch will run away and then come back like nothing happend
El: Why'd you call me a bitch
Mike: im sorry
El: i hope you drown
Erica: 💀✋🏾
Max: First off nobody is drowning anybody and thats final
Lucas: We can drown mike though right? Like he doesnt count
Max: Yeah
Dustin: So we can also drown you max?
Max: No what type of question is that
Will: You and mike are twins so
Max: Whatever
Erica: Whos house is the rv pulling up to
El: Mikes
Mike: Its here we payed for it to come a day early rememeber?????
Max: Yeah
El: Dustin is crying again but his mom walked in the room and now shes questioning him
Dustin: Help
Lucas: Cant relate
Mike: L
Lucas: Erica just screamed 💀
Erica: My suitcase just fucking bursted open
Lucas: Im coming
Erica: Thanks nerd
Max: Okay so are we all ready cause if were packed we can just head to Mikes house
El: Me and will are about to go to his house
Mike: Im already in the Rv its very nice
Max: Im coming i have to get my car keys from billy
Erica: why does h have your car keys
Max: Cause my mom gave them to him and he has to ask me where im going every single time
Mike: My bed is comfy
Erica: and if dustin and lucas start arguing im kicking you off your bed
Mike: Okay 😔✋🏻
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Im done 😋 after three days oh writing and im gonna do more things that are like sad but really depends on what yoj take a sad like just minorly sad not really one will be dustin centered and then one mike centered because we love mike and im planning on making the roadtrip a separate book cause alot of shit is gonna happen so this is the end of the roadtrip saga cause yeahs anywags 919 words
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