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I look glamorous anyways onto the chapter ALSO there might be slight mentions of suicide in a way
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Mike: all of a sudden I don't want to jump off a cliff
Nancy: sadly
Mike: 😨
Dustin: 🥶🥶 me personally I would not let that slide
Lucas: Why don't you wanna jump off a cliff and are we gonna ignore the fact Dustin has a whole different personality
Mike: my dad ungrounded me
Max: Why the hell were you grounded and when
Mike: I stuck my middle finger up at my dad cause he was pissing me off and callrd him an ass and then he grounded me until he felt like ungrouneding me
El: I don't think you spelled that right
Eddie: he didnt
Murray: aren't you kids at the movies or something?
Steve: Yeah
Robin: Nancy and Mike are late though and the movie starts in 15 minutes
Mike: were almost there I think idk where Nancy is going I think she's trying to kill me
Lucas: HELPPPPP
El: Dustin keeps acting weird
Max: maybe he's in his boys arc
Dustin: 🥶🥶 you got that right 🥶🥶
Will: hes gonna have his feminist arc next
Lucas: yk damn well he's looking for a nigga cause Susie cheated on his ass
Dustin: she didn't cheat on me
(Don't cancel me I'm black as you saw in the picture)
Mike: That's what they all say also were here
El: are we gonna ignore the fact Robin looks like she stuffed snacks in her shirt
Max: she looks pregnant but she's lesbain so that wouldn't make sense
Nancy: I got her pregnant ❤
Mike: weirdo
Lucas: I mean it's working guys I think Dustin should grow out his hair more
Dustin: I just shave it all off just in spite
Lucas: nigga if you do that I'm breaking up with your ass and you and Susie will have to rekindle
Dustin: 😨
(Is Lucas using the n word??? Yes I have started to use that word religiously and like yeah)
Max: you hurt his poor little feels Lucas
Dustin: 🥶🥶 bitch wtf you mean my feelings aren't hurt he made me more strong
Will: I'll load the gun
Mike: I'll cock it
El: I'll shoot
Lucas: I'll be the doctor
Max: ill be the one who cheers
Dustin: has the whole world just plotted against me
Lucas: yes bbg
Dustin: 😔✋🏽
Will: omg are we your whole world
Dustin: No minecraft is
Max: chronically online
Dustin:😔
Erica: you nerds can't be talking about jom being chronically online all Lucas plays is gta with Mike
Mike: the strip club is fun
Lucas: me and mike have fun on gta
Mike: atleast we aren't like El and max who play Sims
Max: 🖕🏻
Lucas: or Dustin Erica and Robin who play minecraft all the time and does Steve play monecraft with yall
Robin: sometimes other than that he's hanging out with eddie or at work
Steve: you make me seem boring
Erica: you are
Dustin: I agree with her
Steve: im not that boring
Erica: the last time we all hung out we were at a restaurant and you were acting like my dad
Dustin: I can't relate cause mine is dead but I agree with her
Lucas: 💀
Dustin: like my dad 😨
Max: 🤐
Robin: the movie starts in 4 minutes
Nancy: were here and we would be instead right now if Mike wasn't stuffing his backpack full of candy
Lucas: he better have that good shit
Mike: jm done let's go
Joyce: be safe and have fun
Mike: Johnathan and argyle aren't even here
Argyle: yes we are turn around
Mike: all of a sudden I want to jump off a cliff like I should've done in 7th grade
Nancy: What
Mike: I jumped off a cliff so Dustin could have his teeth saved instead of them getting cut out and El saved me
Dustin: dumbass 😔
Mike: you needed your teeth
Max: tell me you actually wanna jump off a cliff without telling me you actually wanna jump off a cliff
Lucas: That's fr what he's giving right now
Will: guys my bf doesn't wanna khs
Mike: Yeah guys
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And they enjoyed top gun maverick happily ever after and hi read my other book called dollhouse its the wheelers Mike centered kinda in a way
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