Lmao Mike keeps getting into fights but this one actually fucks with him
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Antigay: my stitches ripped open
Sweetheart: WHAT
Antigay: and I got stabbed in the arm and leg
Madmax: HOW
America: bro fr can't stay out of a fight
Lucasbbg: hes bleeding and the teacher isn't in the classroom
Superhero: how did you break up the fight then
Antigay: the dude didn't want blood on him so yrah
Lucasbbg: his arm is bleeding
America: get a damn teacher or smth
Lucasbbg: I am
Lucasbbg: why the fuck did he just fall on the ground
Sweetheart: is he crying 💀
Lucasbbg: yes and it's horrible
Madmax: we can hear him
Lucasbbg: oh shit his stomach is bleeding I think
Gay: I hear heels coming down the hall
Lucasbbg: oh my god it's the assistant principal
12:46
Gay: can someone reenact what the hell just happend
Sweetheart: Mr. Wheeler and Mr. Henderson what is go8ng on here
Lucasbbg: call an ambulance
Sweetheart: not until you tell me what's going on
Lucasbbg: he got stabbed two times and his stitches opened
Sweetheart: is he bleeding
Madmax: *Lucas and Max barge put of thei4 classroom* Lady there's blood right there
Sweetheart: it's fake
Superhero: *will and El walk out* Mike *will gayly runs over to him*
Gay: what
Superhero: are you okay
Madmax: Lady call the ambulance
Sweetheart: I know what prank you guys pull and I'm not falling for this
Lucasbbg: that is actual blood for christ sake it's staining his shirt and jacket
Sweetheart: I'm calling all of your parents up to the school
Sweetheart: your suspended
Madmax: what the fuck hes actually bleeding and you wanna br a damn dumbass when he can actually die
Sweetheart: hello Ms. Henderson
Lucasbbg: this is ghetto
Gay: ty for the recap
Gay: mike is gonna be passed about his shirt
Sweetheart: ofc he is
Madmax: it's his the front bottoms shirt of course he's gonna be upset
Superhero: more upset than his weezer shit getting ruined
Sweetheart: nigga only listens to three people
Madmax: he listenes to whatever bs Nancy plays
America: hes probably forced
Gay: why the fuck are we still in this damn office when Mike is dying
Antigay: im not dying just low on blood
Superhero: atleast something is putting pressure on it
Antigay: I want my mom
Hot: are you okay mike??
Antigay: no I got stabbed two times and then my wound opened
Hot: oh okay wow
Hot: mom is coming
Antigay: I love you Nancy
Hot: are you high????
Antigay: no bitch I'm gonna pass out
Gay: don't pass out
America: and don't call her a bitch
Hot: mike stay woke
Hot: love you too I guess
Antigay: fuck you Nancy
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I'm so good at writing so fking good anyways yes I'm making a thanks giving chapter and I'll try not to post it five days after Thanksgiving like with the Halloween one although thst was schools fault not mine don't blame me ALSO ALSO the first black governor came to our school and I saw him in real life cause he came in my classroom I thought that was really super cool anyways km gonna post this and stop ranting about my day before I go into full detail byeeeeeeeeeee be safe you fools
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