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Lmao I'm bored so I writing also new gc names so yay
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Antigay: stupid ass red headed bitch I hope she falls down the fucking stairs and break her goddamn spine and ends up in the hospital for four fucking months and then after that I hope she hits her head and then gets a concussion and then is in the hospital for 4 more months and then she gets stage four lung cancer but beats it and then gets testicle cancer and doesn't beat it and then after 75 fucking years she's 123 years old and finally beats it and then lives to see all of her family members die

Madmax: 😨

Lucas'bbg: what did she do to you

Antigay: that bitch pushed me down the stairs and then I fell and I bumped into someone so now more people at school hate me

Gay: half the school already hates you

America: That's sad

Sweetheart: more than half actually some of them are probabaly plotting your death

Superhero: they're trying to start a club

Lucas'bbg: that's just sad

America: I honestly just can't relate

Madmax: he still wishes death upon me in a way

Sweetheart: 💀 the guy who wishes death upon you is a weezer fan

America: exactly 💀 like bitch be fucking fr

Sweetheart: what she said

Madmax: he may actually try to kill me

Gay: no he wouldnt

Lucasbbg: just wait till hes hovering over her with a knife in hand

America: i wouldnt doubt it that man is crazy sometims

Sweetheart: mike they gon jump you 💀

Antigay: no they aren't they would never the school loves me

America: be fr rn

Antigay: I am

Lucasbbg: you realize half the school and the assistant principal are actively planning your death

Madmax: be glad the principal loves you

Antigay: me and her and like best friends she gives me food whenever im in her office <3

Sweetheart: im in there just as much as your in there mikey poo

Lucasbgg: it's always during lunch

(Sectiojs written on the school bus)
America: he always wants to start stuff at lunch like why not in the hallway

Madmax: right

Antigay: HELLPPPPPPL OG MY GKND

America: hes typing like hes about to get jumped

Antigay: I AMNMN

Superhero: I can see him out the class window he's getting tossed around but he's trying to escape

Superhero: he escaped

America: not for long those wanna be jocks are wild

Antigay: omg I'm safe they kept tossing me around

America: 💀

Antigay: omg yay there gone j think

Antigay: OH MY GOD THERE NOT GONE

Antigay: HELPPPPO INB MRUNNING. FORKNT EBM

Antigay: IF ANYTHING HSLOOEBD I LOVE ALL OF YOU

Antigay: im outside now

Sweetheart: nigga was going through five stages of grief

America: fr tho

Madmax: I can see him outside

Lucasbbg: I can see the assistant principal he's telling then to go outside

Antigay: OH MY GOSBT HENRE OTUSIDE HAHJSHDHSJSHRHSJEGDHEHYRHEHEVRVR
(Sectioj over)

America: HES RUNNING 💀

Antigay: HELPPPP OY MHBDB GODND

Madmax: I can't rn

Lucasbbg: WHY IS HE RUNNIGN LIEK THAT

Sweetheart: LMAOOOO

Antigay: EL I NEVER DOUBTED YOU CAN YOU PLRASE HEPP ME

Superhero: im sorry mike

America: mike u better start running again

Antigay: can't you use your rudeness to get them away from me

Antigay: OH NYBFOS D KRJEVSHAKEVWJDUFHEBHDJDDHYDHFHFGHDR

Sweetheart: that's alot of D u sure are gay

America: Sure gym is kinda boring anyways

Antigay: OB MH GOD THANK YOUSO MJCH YOU A RE.MY LORD ANDBSAVPRIT

America: he just got his phone snatched

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Left you on a cliffhanger there didn't I next chapter will be a pt 2 and I'll be working on it right after I publish this so Bybee also

Love you fools /p

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