Thanksgiving except I'm writing this in advance so I don't publish it 5 days later like the Halloween one uhh also like slight mention of drugs
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Sweetheart: GUYS GUYS
Antigay: what
Sweetheart: COME TO MY HOUSE FOR THWNKSGIVING
Antigay: I have to go to Maine
Madmax: what??????
Antigay: to see my cousins
Sweetheart: bbg can you come to my house for Thanksgiving
Lucasbbg: Yeah
Sweetheart: YAY
Sweetheart: wbu max
Madmax: nope my mom is making me suffer with Billy
Sweetheart: oh damn
Gay: which cousins mike?
Antigay: miles Richie andddddd trevor
Gay: miles keeps bullying me
(BTW I've never watched the Golden finch before so that's why boris isn't up there but if I did watch it then he would def be up there)
Antigay: you'll live
America: Lucas mom said come downstairs and help
Sweetheart: oh my god I get to cook yay
Antigay: wait I thought today was Thanksgiving
Superhero: dumbass
Antigay: bold coming from you
Superhero: what's that supposed to mean
Antigay: yk what nothing El
Superhero: no Mike what do you mean by that
Sweetheart: nah bro fr bout to be interrogated
Madmax: SONEOHEBKIDNAOBMEBPLEADE
Homo: I can kidnap you
Madmax: THNAKYOUR9BINYOU4LIKEAMOTHERANDABETTERONETHANSTVE
Homo: I appreciate that
Weeder: how the hell can you read that
Homo: my homoeish eyes can read gibberish
Weeder: that's fair
Homo: my sweet little child tell me what's wrong
Madmax: thwre forc8ng me to sit beside Billy in a car for four fucking hours
Homo: oh none of us can help you on that
Madmax: KIDNAP ME MOTHERBPELASE I CANT
Homo: I'll consider it
Madmax: THANMYOUU
Antigay: why the hell are there homos in my house
Hot: apparently where going to Mrs. Sinclairs house for Thanksgiving and they drove down here
Antigay: oh
Antigay: tell them to travel to my shed
Hot: sure
Sweetheart: nah bros gonna try to sell drugs to them
Antigay: Richie is too young and miles will just steal it and idk about trevor
(I just forgot Trevor's personality so uhhh idk I forgot if he seemed fruity or not all ikbis that he made friends with some ppl I think you can tell I didn't pay attention to the movie thst well I mean I did but like I was really tired while watching it)
Gay: Richie would do it either way
Antigay: don't think so lowly of my cousin
Gay: he thinks lowly of me
Sweetheart:dustinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Lucasbbg:lucassssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Sweetheart: when are you coming
Lucasbbg: im in the car
Sweetheart: come in my room and we can get down to business 😏
America: Lucas istg
Sweetheart: Erica yk what I mean by that
Lucasbbg: what game
Sweetheart: mm2
Lucasbbg: why not adopt me
Sweetheart: I don't feel like scamming kids today
Madmax: MOMMY HELP ME DLPELADE
Homo: yes my dearest child
Madmax: KIDNAP ME DO ANYTHING PLEASE PLEASEEEEEEE I ACTUALLY HAVE TO SIT BESIDE HIM IN THE CAR CAUSE SUITCASES WILL BE IN THE WAY
Sweetheart: I can kidnap you 😏
Madmax: no I wanna hang out with Robin you hang out with Dustin and you guys smooch or something
Sweetheart: dustin probs doesn't wanna smooch with me 😔😔🖤🖤💔💔💔
Lucasbbg: my lips are chapped ❤️
Sweetheart: nigga your lips are always chapped
Lucasbbg: ik
Sweetheart: I bought u chap stick
Antigay: bro I hate little kids
Sweetheart: why
Antigay: Richie made a joke then started laughing then fell knocking the table obet
Gay: it could've been that much of a mess
Antigay: trust me it was
Superhero: I bet drugs spilled
Antigay: yes and it was tiny tiny bits and UAHSHDUDBEVE
Sweetheart: HE DOES COCAINE OH MY GOD
Antigay: NO I DONT NO
3:57
Sweetheart: im thankful for you guys being here 🤪 minus eddie I hate that nigga
Edward: damn
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This did infact not take me 5 days to write and publish but I'm pretty sure part 2 will ALSO ALSO I had really good Mac n cheese like the type that I would eat for the rest of my life BUT I'm lactose intolerant so I took a massive shit and I hated it I was folded over thst toilet NEVER AGAIN BRO NEVER AGAIN anyways byeee see you in 5 days when I post part 2
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