Random Shit(st Texting Story)

Court case

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Madmax: LUCAS WONT LET ME HUG MY SON

Sweetheart: SHES TRYING TO STEAL HIM

Madmax: I WANT A COURT CASE

Thehair: oh no

Lucasbbg: Who are your lawyers

Madmax: William Byers

Sweetheart: Micheal Wheeler

Lucasbbg: where's the police officer

Superhero: im here

Lucasbbg: where's Erica

America: here

Lucasbbg: is the jury here?????

Edward: idk are they

Lucasbbg: that's why I'm asking

America: say here when I type your name

America: eddie

Edward: here

America: Argyle

Sufer: here

America: Johnathan

Weeder: here

America: Robin

Homo: here

America: Nancy

Hot: here

America: 🤮 Steve

Thehair: here

America: Okay good

Lucasbbg: we are all here today because there is a custody war between Maxine Mayfield and Lucas Sinclair

Lucasbbg: Mr. Sinclair can you give your statement

Sweetheart: well I had Carlos for the week and then she asked to hug him so i said yes cause thats his mom and then she tried to take him

Madamax: bullshit

Sweetheart: no it isn't

Madmax: I just tried to hug him we ahev to have witnesses

Lucasbbg: William can you explain Maxines side

Gay: Well she just wanted to hug her son and Mr. Sinclair said no and she was broken cause she knew she would never get him back

Antigay: BULLSHIT I CALL BULLSHIT

Superhero: Settle down before i arrest you

Madmax: you can arrest me 😏

Antigay: stfu

Madmax: me and your mom are in a intimate relationship

Sweetheart: Billy 2.0

Madmax: im not racist or homophobic bro wdym 🤨

(This is not a safe space for Billy fans or stans)

Sweetheart: anyways that lady stole my kid when it was my time to have him

Lucasbbg: May I ask the history of your relationship with Mrs. Mayfield

Sweetheart: We've been married 57 times and we divorced 84 times and we've dated 2764 times

Sufer: what the fuck

Edward: how the fuck does that even make any sense

Hot: I don't think it's supposed to

Thehair: that's an obvious observation

America: shut the fuck up 😐 (aimed at steve)

Thehair: Whatever

Lucasbbg: that's interesting and honestly I'm gonna ignore that

Lucasbbg: has she ever threatened you

Sweetheart: Yes I sent you the text message

Lucasbbg: I see it

Lucasbbg: oh my fucking God Erica read this im not

(Okay before I write this part the joke is Max didn't write it Lucas did but yeah just wanted to say that ALSO I'm black don't cancel me ❤️)

America: I hate you Lucas how could your black ass take away my poor son I wanted my son to stay with me but you couldn't just let me have him you coon

America: uhh yeah no ty I'm not reading the rest of that

Edward: damn

Sweetheart: nigga stfu with your freeform locs

(If any of you call them dreads or dreadlocks your canceled 🤬🤬😡😡)

America: honestly imagine having freeform locs

Lucasbbg: what's the point of having locs atp

Sweetheart: exactly

(Mine aren't fully locked yet but freeform locs will forever be in my number on hated only a few can pull it off and i know i cant)

Lucasbbg: anyways where were we

Lucasbbg: have you ever cheated on eachother???

Sweetheart: me and Mike are actually in a relationship

Antigay: im six months pregnant and it's a boy his name is gonna be Lucas Jr cause he hated the name Mike

Lucasbbg: oh okay that's cool I guess what about you max and will

Madmax: we are in a platonic marriage cause he's gay

Lucasbbg: has she ever hurt your child

Sweetheart: YEA YES SHE HAS SHE WAS THROWING HIM KN THE AOR AND HE HIT RHE CELING

Lucasbbg: Max how do you plead

Madmax: Not guilty

Lucasbbg: what about you Lucas

Sweetheart: not guilty

Lucasbbg: the one who has FULL custody of Carlos is

America: *imaginary drum roll*

Lucasbbg: LUCAS

Sweetheart: IN YOUR FACE BITCH

Madmax: I have El anyways

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I wrote it ❤️ and it didnt take a week and im also black dso yemdbsjskdhsvske bro its liek last mmy bedtime and yeah sonf goodnight people caus j need to stop ltyujgn ALSO this chapter is completely satire nothing is serious just some kids having fun