Random Shit(st Texting Story)

HALLOWEEN WOOHOO

The day I post this will probably be on Halloween or either the day after but just know I'm being a minecraft slime block for Halloween and it's gonna look cool as fuck
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Madmax: Where the hell are you guys

America: I don't know and I lost Lucas

Lucasbbg: He was just beside me

Antigay: what are you guys on he's been with me the whole time

Sweetheart: exactly

Superhero: Is will with you max?

Madmax: Yeah

Superhero: im gonna try to find Erica

Antigay: bro who just screamed there lungs out

Antigay: where the hell is Lucas

Sweetheart: im near you and Dustin screamed

Antigay: oh my god that's you

Sweetheart: What do you mean I'm just a robot

America: Why the hell are these goofy ass scare crows trying to kill me

Madmax: I just found Dustin he's on the ground

Lucasbbg: I just got attacked

Lucasbbg: hate crimed

Lucasbbg: actively getting hated on

Madmax: Okay I get it

Sweetheart: mike just screamed

America: that was a loud fucking scream

Sweetheart: louder than max 😏

Madmax: very mature Lucas

Sweetheart: ikr

Antigay: imagine if I wake up the next morning and then there's a billboard that says the wheelers are sluts

Superhero: id be the one who does it with the help of Dustin

America: can one of you bitches already come find me I'm tired of hiding

Sweetheart: I would've been gone

America: my ass is stuck

Sweetheart: wait is your ass like actually stuck or is your ass not stuck and your just stuck in general

America: I don't know lucas

Superhero: she's stuck

Lucasbbg: lucas is that you

Sweetheart: I just screamed

Lucasbbg: Who the fuck is that then

Lucasbbg: I feel like if I turn around I'm gonna die

America: nigga if you don't run your ass up out of that place

Lucasbbg: I did and I'm out of breath

Sweetheart: bro run

Lucasbbg: im going to fall and break my ankle

Gay: remind me how we got stuck in this situation

Superhero: well Max and Lucas were arguing #couplegoals about where we should go like if we shouldbjust go out to eat and trick or treat after or just go to a maze

America: and then Mike's bitch ass decided to side with Lucas and his dumbass and then now we're here

Sweetheart: but some respect on my name little girl

America: bro ur fr asking for a death wish rn

Sweetheart: I guess I am

Madmax: I would love to see you lose an argument Lucas but we have more important things to focus on likebwhere the hell will went

Lucasbbg: hes with me

Gay: I found him so he isn't lost

America: I see something but I don't know how the hell I'm supposed to run in these heels cause there's no way I'm taking them off

Sweetheart: then ur sol

America: I can walk if I die I die

Sweetheart: im playing Nicki at your funeral

Lucasbbg: she'll pop back up

America: Sure will

America: bruh

America: one of you better be playing a damn joke on me cause wtf

Superhero: Erica I need you to take off your shoes and run as far as you can

America: im already doing it

Lucasbbg: guys I'm in a corner

Sweetheart: ERICA DID YOU JUST SCREAM

America: I PUNCHED A DAMN ACTOR

Antigay: im pretty sure what I'm seeing isn't an actor

Madmax: I should have never accepted the risk

Sweetheart: dumbass

Madmax: im breaking up with you

Sweetheart: NOOOOOOOO IM SO SORRY MY BABY GIRL

Lucasbbg: 🤨

Madmax: wow Lucas

America: shame on you

Sweetheart: im sorry baby girl you know I meant got red

Lucasbbg: nope

Antigay: oh my fucking God something is behind me

Gay: run dumbass

Antigay: I AM DUMBASS

Antigay: OH MY GODDDDDDDDDD

Antigay: YOU BITCHES TOLD ME I WOULDNT SEE MONSTERS NEAR THEBEND

America: RIGHT CAUSE I JUST SEEN THAT MOTHER FUCKER

Lucasbbg: im out

Sweetheart: good for you Dustin

Lucasbbg: nvm it was flase hope

Madmax: nobody has texted for like some minutes are we all okay

Antigay: bad news and good news

Gay: Bad news first

Antigay: I got stabbed

America: should've choose the good news

Sweetheart: BROBHOW

Antigay: don't worry it's not in a place where I'd die

Antigay: never mind its in my stomach oh shit

Superhero: get out the mase

Antigay: I did oh shit I feel horrible

Lucasbbg: I see him he just fell but we're out there's a little kid that looks scared

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Bro I've been working on this since Halloween and it's like the 4th I hope I didn't promise you it would come out on Halloween cause thats just false anyways byeeee