The title says it all obvi also read my other book Mike dies (real not Click bait) also yes i made you fools excited excpet i dont really write that well so i didnt put jy whole aliussy in it bro I hyped this shit up for no reason its kinda dog water
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Sweetheart: BRO WHO TF FUCKED UP THIS MAN LIKE THIS GOOD GOD
Antigay: suzie did when she cheated on him
Gay: are we even sure she cheated on him
Madmax: she didn't they broke up
America: and thata wild cause remember the time they were singing
Sweetheart: bro fr had a musical number
Sweetheart: back to the point
Thehair: what the hell did you guys to Dustin
Edward: this is the most homophobic I've been him
Womenlover21: I hate women
Sweetheart: NAH BRO YHATS WILDDD
Madmax: WHO EVEN PROVOKED YOU TO SAY THAT
Womenlover12: you did
Madmax: WHEN ANDNWHY
Womenlover12: when you called me weird it kinda hurt my feelings
Madmax: im sorry
Womenlover12: I don't want a pathetic woman like you giving me pity
Madmax: WHAT
Hot: What the fuck
Antigay: Nancy I can explain his actions
Hot: you better cause I swear
Thehair: Nancy the kid hits his head like every other day
Hot: Okay continue
Homo: he hits his head and then oddly he's a whole new person
Antigay: Nancy this is normal
Hot: so he might have a concussion
Sweetheart: I mean that's possible he's hit his head like fifteen times this week
America: And yall haven't done anything yet?? smh
Edward: take him to the hospital or something
Surfer: maybe the inside of his head is bleeding
Weeder: im pretty sure it's not don't say that
Hot: well go to his house then Steve
America: bro Dustin where is your mom
Womenlover12: that bitch ass lady is being a thot like all women
Homo: oh my god
America: calm your nerves son
Womenlover12: I ront want you to hurt my feelings so sure
Sweetheart: ok so he's in his alpha male era
Gay: more like I hate women and they need to die era
Sweetheart: also that
Madmax: Dustin texted me 'All women need to die' like fifty million times
Antigay: you know what woman needs to die
Sweetheart: that assistant principal
America: tell me why I got in trouble for pushing this white kid but he was the one who provoked me first
Edward: did you tell her that
America: obvi that bitch doesn't listen
Madmax: so is Dustin just texting me rude things or
Homo: hes texting me stuff
Hot: and me
America: not me yall stay safe tho
Edward: hes texting me
Homo: why is he targeting only females minus eddie
Sweetheart: Dustin gts please
Womenlover12: ok
Sweetheart: maybe he just needs a good rest
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This chapter is kinda dogwater I kinda hyped it up too much plus I couldn't think of rude shit for Dustin to say so he just texting them privatly ALSO ALSO im gonna be publishing a i am not okay with this texting story soon so look out for that if any of you are interested and then i might make an It book im not sure anyways adios
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