A/N: Will contain cursing!!! And just profane content
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Kayla: I need a creepy friend to scare off all the other creepy people
Jocelyn: I would be honored to be that friend
Ollie: Quick question, is it "for fucks sake" or "for fuck's sake"?
Jax: ...Why?
Ollie: It's for an essay so it has to sound professional
Heath: Why spend hundreds of dollars on a therapist when one can simply swing a sword around for a while?
Jocelyn: Today marks the 10th anniversary of the time I fell off the swings at a park and some annoying kid said "What season is it? Fall?" I pray she's dead every single day.
Kayla about Jocelyn and Ollie respectively: The two genders are 'I no longer wish to be perceived' and 'I have to be the most fuckable person at the grocery store.'
Maxine: You don't need perfect people to make a perfect team. You need people whose flaws feed each other. It's - what do you call it?
Jack: Codependency.
(Alternatively)
Anna: You don't need perfect people to make a perfect team. You need people whose flaws feed each other. It's - what do you call it?
Devin: Codependency.
Jocelyn: Love makes people do stupid things
Maxine: I love everything!
Jocelyn: That explains a lot.
Sasha: I drank too much respecting women juice. I am now a lesbian.
Jax: Did you even listen to a single word I said?
Gilly: In my defense, I listened to about five of them and that's a new record for me.
Gilly: So this is it. This is how I die.
Jocelyn: Dang it! I wanted to be the one to kill you!
Prof. Olivina: Over my dead body
Devin: That's fine with me *cocks gun*
Ollie: Jax, can I take you to my therapist? Because he thinks I'm making you up
Kayla: I mean, sure, I have my bad days, but then I remember what a cute smile I have.
Ollie: I failed the exercise test
Maxine: How?
Ollie: They asked me to run and I said no
Jack: Here's some advice
Gilly: I didn't ask for any
Jack: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one that talks to me
Jax: My legs hurt and I don't know why
Maxine: Drink some water, stretch, and eat a banana
Jocelyn: Just cut your legs off
Gilly: *getting arrested*
Maxine: I'm sorry sir but that's our emotional support psychopath
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