Maxine: If you have ten cookies and someone takes half of them, what will they have?
Ollie: A broken hand.
Kayla: I think I did ok!
(Something explodes in the background)
Gilly: You've got to learn to love yourself
Anna: But don't you hate yourself
Gilly: Shut up, this is about you.
Jax: Please revoke your no swearing rule.
Prof. Sebastian: Why?
Gilly, from the hallway: Well that really DILLS my PICKLE!
Sasha: Don't worry Raina, you've got everything you need to defeat it
Raina: The power to believe in myself?
Logan: No, a sword
Logan: Stab it.
Maxine: You can't spend the rest of your life alone, dressed in black, listening to angry music, and staying up all night!
Jocelyn: Yes I can
Devin: 99% of the time when random crap happens, you're somehow involved
Olivina: And can't you have a little faith in that last 1%?
Ollie: Earth is a dense molten core encased in with layers or solids and therefore is, technically speaking, a ravioli.
Prof. Sebastian: I am begging you to stop.
AG: I'm sorry to tell you this but you have a heart and the capacity to feel
Jocelyn: You take that back!
Heath: Are you ready?
Devin: I'm gonna have to say no
Heath: Great, let's do this!
Jack: Jax, can you pass the salt?
Jax: Jack, can you pass away?
Ollie: This is normal.
Jax: Thief, no!
Gilly, confused: What?
Jax: Sorry, force of habit. Ollie, no!
Gilly: A theif
Jax: Thief?
Gilly: Theif
Jax: I before E except after C
Gilly: Thceif
Jax: No.
Gilly: Eva did not raise a quitter, but she did raise a homosexual and an idiot.
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FTRS Shots and Other Stuff
RandomIs it possible for Jocelyn to give Gilly another hair makeover? What does the gang do after the series? Will this all be connected? No, unfortunately, but they're all little short stories and oneshots found in here. Occasionally might add quotes or...
