Incorrect Quotes Part 1

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Gilly: But who can I trust?

Prof. Wolfington: Yourself

Gilly: *scoffs* No


Jax: Thief? You doing ok? Are you scared?

Gilly: I'm scared you won't let me make a flamethrower and use it to throw flames

Jax: You're right, I will not let you do that


Gilly: What's the easiest way to steal a man's wallet?

Jocelyn: Knife to the throat

Jack: Gun to the back

Ollie: Poison in his cup

Miri: You're all horrible


Flora: Are you guys d-

Kayla: Drained?

Jocelyn: Dead?

Gilly: Depressed?

Maxine: Disliked?

Flora: Done with homework, what is wrong with you people?


Maxine: Don't worry, everything will turn out fine

Kayla: How can you say that right now?

Ollie: Because when things get tough, denial is all we have.


AG: Oh fuck!

Prof. Sebastian: Where did she learn that from?

Gilly, in the distance: OH FUCK!

Ollie: There we go


Jocelyn to the gang: Ahh... the sounds of our minds working. Funny, I've never heard it before.


Jax: In what language was the Iliad written in, Jack?

Jack: Greek?

Jax: Wrong. Thief?

Gilly: Greek?

Jax: Correct.


Alva: You're going straight to hell!

Jocelyn: Okay, first of all, I would never go straight.


Kayla: I won't stand for this!

Ollie: Then sit down.


Jocelyn to Ollie and Maxine: I have total faith in you

Jocelyn to Gilly after Ollie and Maxine leave: There's like 30% chance they'll both die


Jax: I don't know what I'm doing in life

Jax: *looks over to Gilly sleeping on his shoulder*

Jax: But I'm guessing I'm doing it really well.


Kayla: In your opinion, what is the height of stupidity?

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