Funny,Cute, Flattering & Cheesy Pick up lines

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•Are you an interior decorator?

→'Cause when I saw you, the room became beautiful.

•Are you religious?

→'Cause you're the answer to all my prayers.

•I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.

•I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

•If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.

•If you were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.

•You know I'd like to invite you over, but I'm afraid you're so hot that you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.

•My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar.

Wanna buy some drinks with their money?

•Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.

•You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.

•If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.

•Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!

•For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.

•Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

•Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.

•You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?

•Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.

•Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.

•Be unique and different, say yes.

•Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.

•I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.

•Fascinating. I've been looking at your eyes all night long, 'cause I've never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.

•Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.

•You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

•You shouldn't wear makeup. It's messing with perfection!

•If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.

•If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.

•You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

•Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

•I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen

•Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!


There isn't a word in the dictionary for how good you look.

•Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces

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