Freya: So. Now what?
Odin: ʕづ•ᴥ•ʔづ♡
Freya: Yeah, no.
Odin: ʕ╥_╥ ʔ
Duke: *Le Gasp* How could you hurt him like that!?
Ashley: Shame on you!
Freya: Wha-! I didn't mean to!
Ashley: Then go say you're sorry!
Freya: ..I'm sorry..
Odin: ʕ◣_◢ ʔ
Freya: I said I was sorry! What else do you want?!
Odin: ʕ◣_◢ ʔ
Bee: I think he's giving you the extra silent treatment.
Freya: Wha-? How does that even work?! He can't even speak!
Bee: That's why I said extra silent. Besides, I thought it was rather funny.
Torhn: Can we please just go already? I can't wait to see what else has changed.
Bee: Alright then, let's go.
Later, at the beach...
Ashley: Hey look! The humans are already sunbathing again! HELLO HUMANS! ヾ(＾∇＾ )
And just like last time, the humans turned, screaming for their lives.
Bee: What? *turns around and smiles*
Duke: Don't you fucking dare.
Bee: Oh come on! It was funny!
Duke: IT WAS NOT!!
Karla: Would you two please shut up! I can't stand it when you guys do this..
Torhn: Hey. Who's that?
Everyone looks to follow Torhn's gaze, only to witness a female human, very closely resembling Ashley, but with strawberry blonde hair, azure blue eyes and purple lipstick, was stabbing other humans of both genders, bearing a oddly large grin on her face, showing off her jagged, pearly whites in the process.
Freya: Maybe that's why they're running away..
Bee: I doubt it. Well, lets be on our way then. Karla. If you don't mind..
Karla: No! Do you have any idea how draining it is?! Why don't you do it!
Bee: I would, but I don't know the spell to do so.
Karla: Oh..
Ashley: Hey! That girl with the knife is coming this way!
Torhn: I'll deal with it.
Duke: I'll time you.
Torhn: Sure, I suppose that can't hurt..
Duke: On my mark.. ..GO!
In the blink of an eye, Torhn had moved past the girl with the knife, drawn his blade, sliced the girl to tiny little meat chunks and moved back to the original spot he was standing in, sheathing his blade in the process.
Duke: 0.0857 seconds.
Torhn: ..It seems I've collected some rust while in that cave..
Duke: Don't be to down about it! At least your sword skills haven't dulled very much!
Torhn: ..thanks for trying..
Karla: Everything's ready over here!
Bee: All right everyone! Let's go!
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One hell of an adventure
FantasyThis is a story about many things, some of which may or may not exist within my knowledge. If you see something and think it's a reference to something else, think what you will, as I don't care. Have fun reading! P.S. I may not update this story...
