Wooing You | Taekook

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Unknown:
Hi boyfriend🤭💝

Taehyung:
Are you high?

Unknown:
Yes, highly in love with you😔💔

Taehyung:
Oh God

Unknown:
Yes, the god who destined us to be together 🥺👉👈

Taehyung:
Can't you talk without flirting?

Unknown:
No, not when you are the one i am talking with

Taehyung:
I really regret unblocking you.

Unknown:
Oh hot thing

Unknown:
You didn't have any other choice rather than unblocking me. Duh💅

Taehyung:
Right, i was blackmailed to do that.

Unknown:
Yes you are right, you love me too much to not unblock me😙

Unknown:
Anygays what's my contact name🙈

Taehyung:
Nothing

Unknown:
Wdym by nothing😀

Unknown:
There's something must be written up there

Taehyung:
It's unknown

Unknown:
This is what you set your boyfriend's contact name as😃

Taehyung:
Boyfriend??

Unknown:
FUTURE BOYFRIEND*

Unknown:
That's so mean of you tae😤

Taehyung:
Tae??

Unknown:
Taehyung*

Taehyung:
Taehyung?

Unknown:
Now what do you want me to call you, huh??

Unknown:
Daddy?

Unknown:
Master?

Unknown:
Papi?

Unknown:
Hubby????

Unknown:
Well I don't mind calling you that tho😏🙈

Taehyung:
....

Unknown:
WHAT NOW!!

Taehyung:
I am 2 years older than you, you should be calling me hyung rather than calling me by my name and some other sexual names.

Unknown:
Oh-

Taehyung:
?

Unknown:
My dick just twitched-

Taehyung:
What the hell.

Unknown:
THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT

Taehyung:
How is it my fault?

Unknown:
IDC IDC IDC IT'S YOUR FAULT, NOW THEY WON'T STOP TEASING ME UGGGGHHH

Taehyung:
Who?

Unknown:
MY FRIENDS

Taehyung:
Okay but why are you texting like this?

Unknown:
BECAUSE I AM SHOUTING

Taehyung:
Then stop shouting because i can't hear you.

Unknown:
THAT'S WHY I AM SHOUTING THROUGH TEXT, DUMBASS!!

Unknown:
GOD, I'M IN LOVE WITH AN IDIOT!

Taehyung:
Go to sleep kiddo

Taehyung:
Your little brain took a lot of pressure to come on to this state

Unknown:
I AM NOT ANY KIDDO

Taehyung:
Sure, kiddo

Unknown:
You changed my contact name🙂??

Taehyung:
No.

Unknown:
WHYY

Unknown:
😠😠😠

Taehyung:
I don't know your name.

Unknown:
Oh right, my bad😅

Unknown:
You can call me boyfriend😏😏
Read

Unknown:
NO NOT AGAIN

Unknown:
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS LEAVE ME ON READ😭

Unknown:
I HATE YOU🤬🤬🤬🤬

Unknown:
FINE I WON'T MESSAGE YOU AGAIN. IK THAT I HAVE THAT BIG FAT CRUSH ON YOU BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I DON'T HAVE ANY SELF RESPECT.

Unknown:
BYE BITCH AND YOU REALLY WILL REGRET IGNORING A CUTE BOY LIKE ME😡

"Everytime i wanted to admire the beauty of stars i used to look up to the sky but never thought that the whole sky would be inside your eyes when my eyes met yours for the first time." - kim Taehyung