Peter Parker Oneshots

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Outline- Peter is simply Tony's intern and Happy Birthday to Tom!

Tony was worried Peter hadn't been sending him endless memes this meant something was extremely wrong.

Moments after coming to that conclusion Tony's phone buzzed We have your son Tony raised an eyebrow he didn't have a son.

He walked into the common room "Guys is anyone's son missing?" Nat looked up "мой ребенок паук? Тони, что ты сделала, я собираюсь убить тебя, если ты потеряешь моего ребенка-паука! или любой из моих ножей ... это было бы плохо тоже, или если вы позволите Клинт в мои полы, но если кто-то сын отсутствует это будет вашим или Бартонс!!!" She screeched Tony looked taken aback by the sudden Russian.

Tony turned to Bucky "Translation?" Bucky grinned "I believe she said- my baby spider? Tony what did you do I'm going to actually murder you if you have lost my spider child! or any of my knives... that would be bad too or if you let clint into my floors but if anyone's son is missing it will be yours or Bartons"

Nat gasped "мой собственный солдат Вайнер предал меня! Я опечален вашими действиями предателя" Bucky grimaced "my own weiner soldier betrayed me! I am saddened by your actions traitor"  Nat smirked happily and went back to sharpening a dagger.

Tony's eyes widened "so she thinks i lost Peter?" Bucky nodded "Cause I kinda did..." Nat looked up eyes as sharp as the dagger in front of her "Боже мой Тони, я, возможно, на самом деле придется убить вас, как я могу убить вас, я не уверен, еще кинжал? Локи? Ограничив тебя Пеппером и Вандой после потери нашего сладкого булочки с корицей?" 

Tony looked at Bucky who was sitting wide eyed "Buck do I want to know what she said" Bucky shook his head "no I dont think you do"

A/N for the readers sake: Oh My God Tony I might actually have to murder you how do i murder you i am unsure yet a dagger? Loki? Confining you with Pepper and wanda after losing our sweet cinnamon roll?

His phone began to ring again he answered "Stark we have your son" "Sorry Sir I dont have a son" Tony said confused "well then who just asked for warm chocolate milk and made us squish his sandwich flat?" Tony gasped and almost laughed "Oh My God You have Peter!" 

Tony hung up Nat was glaring daggers at him "GO GET HIM NOW" Tony immediately called the suit and left returning minutes later with Peter.

Nat grabbed Peter from Tony "Мой маленький Паук ты в порядке?" (My little Spider are you alright?) Peter grinned up at her "Да тетя Nat Im нормально, но мы, вероятно, должны говорить по-английски" (Yes Auntie Nat Im ok but we should probably speak english) 

Nat gaped down at Peter as Tony and Bucky gaped at him from the other side of the room 

"SINCE WHEN COULD YOU SPEAK RUSSIAN?!!" Shouted Tony                                                                          "С КАКИХ ПОР ТЫ ГОВОРИШЬ ПО-РУССКИ?!!" Shouted Nat                                                                           "¿DESDE CUÁNDO SE PUEDE HABLAR RUSO?!!" Exclaimed Bucky Peter looked at him "bucky ¿por qué estás hablando en español?" (Bucky why are you speaking in Spanish?)

 Bucky gasped "hablas español también Peter? lo que en la tierra está sucediendo hoy"  (you speak Spanish too Peter? what on earth is happening today)

"can we please speak in English and how did you get captured Peter?" Peter looked guiltily down at his shoes and mumbled something that made Bucky laugh and fall off his chair "Kid speak up not all of us have super hearing" 

"They said i could have endless snacks and star wars films!" Tony just gaped at Peter "WHAT!?" Peter said indignantly "You really are the absolute cutest cinnamon roll aren't you?" 

Peter looked confused "У вас были какие-нибудь сомнения, Тони?"                                                 (did you have any doubt Tony?)  Nat said Narrowing her eyes.

Tony looked at Nat "Kid should I be running?" Peter shook his head "ok then ENGLISH!" Tony exclaimed in the same way cap said Language Peter grinned 

"✿◕ ‿ ◕✿🐤🎀Ｅｎｇｌｉｓｈ🎀🐤✿◕ ‿ ◕✿" Tony stared at Peter "Peter how on earth did you do that in speech?" Peter grinned "׺°"˜'"°º×𝐸𝓃𝑔𝓁𝒾𝓈𝒽׺°"˜'"°º×" "How child?" 

Peter grinned "׺°"˜'"°º×𝒾 𝓈𝒽𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝓃𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇 𝓉𝑒𝓁𝓁 𝓂𝓎 𝓈𝑒𝒸𝓇𝑒𝓉𝓈׺°"˜'"°º×"