Yang: I'm a useless lesbian.
Ruby: I'm useless in general.
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Ruby: Can I please have some attention?
Weiss: [hugs them tight] HERE'S YOUR FUCKING ATTENTION.
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Yang: That would be amazing.
Blake: Also mean.
Yang: But hilarious.
Blake: ...
Blake: Yes.
--
Yang, talking to their future self: Who are you?
Yang's future self: I'm you, but gayer.
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Blake: Weiss, I screwed up, big time.
Weiss: Blake, given your daily life experiences, you're gonna have to be more specific.
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Blake: Ruby was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.
Ruby: Well, they shouldn't say "all you can eat" if they don't mean it.
Blake: Ruby, you ate a chair.
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Ruby: My breakfast consisted of gummies (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me I'm not eating right??
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Yang: Oh, my God. Do you know what this is?
Blake: It's a book. There's a lot of those in here, this is a library.
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Yang: Do you wanna hang out by the beach sunday?
Blake: Okay.
Yang: Also, do you wanna take acting classes with me this week?
Blake: Ok, calm down, I'm still processing the beach thing. Baby steps.
Yang: I feel as if you're a hermit and it's my duty to ease you back into society.
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Yang: Who wouldn't like to see a sexy actress dancing?
Blake/Weiss: Me.
Yang: SHUT UP, BOTTOM.
Ruby: I love the casual bullying we engage in.
Yang: Bottomphobia is what unites us.
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Ruby: I'm glad we're friends again!
Blake: Me too.
Ruby: Can I have a bite of that?
Blake: No.
Ruby:
Blake: Keep it real.
--
Weiss: They must be pretty fucked up, emotionally.
Blake: They are. More than I am, which is saying a lot.
Weiss: It really is.
Blake: I'm kind of offended you agreed so easily.
Weiss: I had to be real with you.
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Blake: Why are you being so nice to me?
Yang: Cause I want to invest in your hotness.
Blake: Thanks?
