Weiss: Why are Yang and Blake sitting with their backs to each other?
Ruby: They had a fight.
Weiss: Then why are they holding hands?
Ruby: They get sad when they fight.
--
Blake: Self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys.
Weiss: No, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap!
Yang: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you!! Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists!! Self care is the fear in your enemies' eyes!!!
Ruby: Lmao self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting.
Yang: If you touch my birthday cake I'll make you eat your hands.
--
Yang: Listen, I can explain...
Weiss: You're making $500,000 and you're only gonna pay me $30,000?
Blake: You're getting 30 grand? I'm getting $1,000!
Ruby: You guys are getting paid?
--
*Ruby is cooking*
Yang: Any chance that's for me?
Ruby: It's for Weiss. I'm planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need them on my side.
Blake: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.
--
Yang: Care for another sundae, weenie?
Blake: I am not a weenie!
Weiss: Relax, you're among friends. *raises their drink*
Blake: My friends don't hang out at Weenie Hut Jr's.
Ruby: You tell 'em, Blake! *sips their drink*
Blake: Ruby, what're you doing here?
Ruby: I'm always here on Double Weenie Wednesdays.
--
Yang: Wake me up...
Blake: Before you go go!
Weiss: When September ends...
Ruby: WAKE ME UP INSIDE-
--
Yang: Can I be frank with you guys?
Blake: Sure, but I don't see how changing your name is gonna help.
Weiss: Can I still be Weiss?
Ruby: Shh, let Frank speak.
--
Yang: I think we're missing something.
Blake: Teamwork?
Weiss: Cohesion?
Ruby: A general sense of what we're doing?
--
Yang, banging on the door: Blake! Open up!
Blake: Well, it all started when I was a kid...
Weiss: No, she meant-
Ruby: Let her finish.
--
Blake, trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff: Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?
Yang: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.
Weiss: I personally was created in a lab.
Ruby: I just straight up spawned lol.
--
Weiss: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?
Ruby: Put spaghetti in it.
Weiss: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.
Yang: Put spaghetti in it.
Weiss: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.
Blake: Put spaghetti in it.
Weiss: I'm no longer taking suggestions.
--
Weiss: Blake isn't answering their phone
Yang: I'll call
Weiss: Ruby and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Blake: Hello?
Weiss:
--
Blake: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Ruby: Not if they consent to it.
Yang: Depends who you're stabbing.
Weiss: YES?!?
--
Blake: *Screams*
Yang: *Screams louder to establish dominance*
Weiss: Should we do something?
Ruby: No, I want to see who wins.
--
Yang: Have you seen a person named 'Ruby' around here?
Weiss: Ugh, yes. They made a horrible mess of the blood fountain.
Blake: It looks fine to me?
Weiss: IT USED TO BE WATER!!!
--
Ruby: Truth or dare?
Yang: Dare
Ruby: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room.
Yang: Hey, Weiss.
Weiss, blushing: Yeah?
Yang: Could you move? I'm trying to get to Blake.
--
Weiss: You know those things will kill you, right?
Yang, pouring another glass of whiskey: That's the point.
Blake, smoking a cigarette: We're trying to speed up the process.
Ruby: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*
