Ruby: So what do you do in your free time?
Penny: I stalk people.
Ruby: Okay... I like to swim.
Penny: I know.
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Ruby: Jail's no fun, I'll tell you that.
Blake: You've been?
Ruby: Once, in Monopoly.
--
Ruby, internally: I wonder what Blake is thinking about! She's so cool and mysterious!
Blake, internally: *wii music*
--
Ruby: Why must you always reject me with your words?
Weiss: Should I use rocks then? Knifes?? A pitchfork???
--
Ruby, waking up from a deep sleep: Where am I?
Weiss, sarcastically: Heaven.
Ruby: Oh...
Ruby:
Ruby: Didn't think you'd be here.
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Weiss: I know we don't always see eye to eye on things-
Yang: That's because you're too short.
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Yang: *kicks the door open, looking panicked*
Blake: What did you do?
Yang: NOBODY DIED.
Blake: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?
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Ruby: FOUR MONTHS.
Blake: What's she talking about?
Yang: C'mon, it was funny-
Ruby: FOUR MONTHS YOU WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT.
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Weiss: I averted a murder today.
Blake: Really? That's amazing! How'd you manage that?
Weiss: Self control.
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Yang: You need to react when people cry!
Weiss: I did. I rolled my eyes.
--
Yang: So, what did the doctors say?
Ruby: Well they said I have a lot of internal bleeding, but it's okay because that's where blood is supposed to be!
Blake: ...No???
--
Blake: Can you tuck me in?
Weiss: ??? You just handed me a shovel.
Blake: Yeah, just spread the dirt over me as evenly as you can, thanks.
