Blake: Do you even know what an amulet is?
Yang: Of course I do! I eat amulets sometimes. I like the ones with cheese and onions!
Blake: Yang, those are omelettes.
Yang: Oh. Then I've got nothing.
--
Ruby: Avenge my death.
Weiss: You're not dying, Ruby.
Ruby: AVENGE ME!
--
Weiss: Alright, which one of us is gonna check outside?
Yang: Not it!
Ruby: Not it!
Weiss: ...Neither one of you are as dumb as you lead on to be.
--
Weiss: God damnit, Yang! I don't know what you did, but you go down and you fucking apologize for whatever it was!
Yang: What?! I'm not apologizing! Those assholes left me for dead!
Weiss: Did you fuck up?
Yang: ...What even is fucking up really?
Weiss: AAAH! You fucked up!
--
Qrow: What is the one thing I told you not to do?
Ruby: Burn the house down.
Qrow: And what did you do?
Ruby: I made dinner.
Qrow:
Ruby:
Qrow:
Ruby: And burnt the house down.
--
Yang: Hey Blake, do you have any hobbies?
Blake: Swimming..
Yang: Really? That's cool. I never expected you to-
Blake: In a pool of self hatred and regret.
--
Ruby: Yum thanks!
Kidnapper: [puts more tape over her mouth]
Kidnapper: I said stop eating it.
--
Ruby: Hey I just got a pet snake. What should I name him?
Weiss/Blake: A pet WHAT?!
Yang: William Snakespeare
--
Weiss: truth or dare?
Blake: truth
Weiss: how many hours have you slept this week?
Blake:
Blake: dare
Weiss: go to sleep
Blake: I don't like this game
--
Yang: why is Ruby crying?
Blake: they saw a leaf on the sidewalk and-
Ruby: IT LOOKED SO CRUNCHY
Yang: please don't say what I think you're gonna say
Ruby: AND WHEN I STEPPED ON IT THERE WAS NO CRUNCH
Yang: NO NOT THAT
--
Blake: we can't tell you because you're not a member of the club
Weiss: what club?
Yang: The hating Weiss club
Weiss: ...The fuck? I should be the leader of that club.
--
Blake: you're such a pussy
Yang: I am what I eat.
Blake: *spits their tea*
--
[on twitter]
Yang: like this tweet for a tbh
Yang: @Weiss tbh u kinda ugly
Weiss: I DIDNT EVEN LIKE
--
Yang: *says a list a subtle things that Blake does*
Blake: Wh- how do you know all these stuff?
Yang: Weeeell I just remember random things about people
Blake: I feel like you invaded my privacy
--
Yang: Yeah, Ruby is such a smart cookie
Ruby: *walks into a wall while thinking*
Yang: You know what, nevermind
--
Ruby: Don't worry, I have a permit.
Blake: ... This just says "I can do what I want".
--
Weiss: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant a conch shell!
Yang: [Struggling to hold a seagull] Fucking say that next time!
--
Weiss: damn the power went out
Ruby: don't worry, I got this
Ruby: *shakes rapidly and starts to light up*
Weiss: What-?
Ruby: I swallowed a glow stick!
Weiss: WHY WOULD YOU-
--
[At Blake′s funeral]
Yang: I need a moment with her.
Everyone: Of course.
[They leave]
Yang, leaning over Blake′s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you're not dead.
Blake: Yeah, no shit.
--
Blake: Do you want to play 20 Questions?
Yang: Sure!
Blake: Whats your favorite color?
Yang, laser fucking focused: Triangle. Do you like girls?
--
Weiss: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Blake?
Blake: No.
Ruby: I do!
Weiss: I know, Ruby.
Ruby: I'm sad.
Weiss: I know, Ruby.
--
Yang: We have fun, don't we, Blake?
Blake: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.
