Weiss: I am at a loss for words!
Ruby, telling Yang later: Despite being lost for words, Weiss yelled at me for the next 45 minutes.
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Yang: Sorry, but you're under arrest for robbery.
Blake: What did I steal?
Yang, trying not to cry: My heart.
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Ruby: Surgery is just stabbing someone to life.
Weiss: Please never become a surgeon...
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Ruby: Name one time I haven't acted professional.
Weiss: You're holding a juice box right now.
Ruby: It's to stop me from spilling my juice.
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Yang: If you tear more holes in a net, it would end up having fewer.
Weiss: STOP
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Blake: I relate to Belle because she loves books and likes people for who they are!
Ruby: I relate to Tinkerbell because she needs attention or she dies.
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Ruby: Welcome to my very first vlog in which I will try different hair products!
Ruby: *sprays the hairspray into their mouth*
Ruby: Well, right off the bat I can tell you that this one is not very good.
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Yang: *dials 911*
Yang: Hey, I hate to be "that girl" but I glued myself to the ceiling again.
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Ruby: *kicks "G" off Graveyard sign*
Ruby: Let's get this party started!
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Yang: *accidentally hits Weiss in the face*
Yang: *trying to decide between saying "I'm fucking sorry" and "are you okay?"
Yang: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!
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Ruby: Pardon the intrusion, but-
Weiss: On this moment or just my life in general?
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Ruby: *signs a legal document with a glitter gel pen*
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Yang: I'm older.
Ruby: I'm younger.
Yang: I'm taller.
Ruby: I'm shorter.
Yang: I'm smarter.
Ruby: I'm...not falling for that.
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Ruby: Weiss says "I love you" weird.
Blake: How so?
Ruby: Watch this. Weiss, I love you.
Weiss: I'd kill for you.
