Blake: When was the last time you cried?
Ruby: Uh 15 minutes ago, why??
Blake: really? That recent?
Ruby: Yeah *voice crack* is that a issue?*starts crying again*
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Yang, seeing a banana on the car seat: what the FUCK
Yang, buckling the banana up: fucking buckle UP it's the LAW
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Weiss: the moon looks beautiful, isn't it?
Ruby, looking at Weiss: yeah... but do you know what's more beautiful?
Weiss and Ruby in unison: [sighs] Blake.
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Blake: Jellyfish have survived for 600,000 years without brains...
Ruby: A ray of hope for me!
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Blake: Why would you give a knife to Ruby?!
Yang, shrugging: Weiss felt unsafe.
Blake: Now I feel unsafe!
Yang: I'm sorry...
Yang: Would you like a knife?
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Ruby: Tomorrow's garbage day.
Weiss: I can't believe they made a whole day dedicated to you.
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Weiss: So, what is Yang to you?
Blake: The reason I wake up every morning
Weiss: ...that's adorable
Yang earlier that morning, barging into Blake′s room, smacking pans together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP
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Weiss: how does that even work
Yang, mocking them: hOw dO yOu UsE a cOmPUteR aNd KnOw wHaTS GoiNg oN iT DoEsNt mAke SeNSe
Weiss: your face doesnt make sense
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Ruby: why cant trees give off something important like wifi??
Weiss: so fuck oxygen i guess
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Yang: change is inedible
Blake: don't you mean inevitable?
Yang, spitting out a bunch of pennies: no, I really didn't
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Ruby: Hold on! I'm having one of those things....a headache with pictures.
Weiss: What the fuck?
Yang: She's having an idea.
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Blake: [tapping fingers on table]
Yang: [taps fingers back furiously]
Weiss: ...What's going on?
Ruby: Morse code. They're talking.
Blake: -. — / ..- .-. / - .... . / -.-. ..- - . ... -
Yang: [slams hands on table] YOU TAKE THAT BACK
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Weiss: We all have our demons
Weiss, grabbing Ruby: This one's mine.
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Ruby, talking to Blake: Well Blake, whenever I'm about to do something, I think 'would Weiss do that?' and if she would, I do not do that thing.
Blake: ...
Weiss, from the distance: She's not wrong though!
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Ruby: Okay! Let's play Kiss Marry Kill!
Ruby: First who would you kill?
*Weiss points at Penny*
*Yang points at Penny*
*Blake points at Penny*
Penny: *shrugs* I would kill me too.
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Penny: I'm not a people person.
Penny: I'm barely a person.
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Yang: Weiss, relax, go get a beer.
Weiss: I don't want a beer-
Yang: Who said it was for you?
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Ruby: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.
Yang: Screw that, I'm not kissing any of you.
[Blake walks in]
Yang: Fine, I'll do it. Rules are rules you know.
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Yang: If we're ever in a situation where I am the "Voice of Reason" then we are in a very VERY bad situation.
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Weiss: In the light of how you saved me tonight, you may hug me from four to five seconds.
Ruby: Forty-five seconds???!!?
Weiss: No! FOUR TO FI–
Ruby: [holds Weiss] No take backs!
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Yang: Things are going great!
Blake: Yang?
Blake: *sees everything burning* Yang, turn around.
Yang: Nope!
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Yang: please peer pressure me into finishing my projects
Weiss: do it or you're straight
Yang: i said peer pressure not THREATEN
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Blake: do you understand now?
Ruby: yeah, totally!
Ruby, under their breath as Blake walks away: what the fuck did they just say–
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