Yang, unbuttoning a shirt: God it's so hot in here.
Blake: I know that but why are you unbuttoning my shirt?
--
Weiss: I have feelings for you.
Ruby: You do?
Weiss: Yes. I feel you're a little annoying.
--
Yang: Are you SURE I can't punch them in the face?
Blake: Yes.
Yang: What if I just broke their nose a little bit?
Blake: No.
--
Weiss: Are you getting enough sleep?
Blake: Sometimes when I sneeze my eyes close.
--
Weiss: Why are you late?
Blake: A technical error occurred causing an unexpectedly long bought of unconsciousness.
Weiss: Overslept?
Blake: Overslept.
--
Ruby: *opens mouth to speak*
Weiss: I don't know what you're going to say, but I think you're wrong.
--
Blake: What are friends with benefits?
Yang: ...A very special type of friends...
Blake: Ummm...like us?
Yang: *chokes*
--
Ruby: I said I was okay! My bones broke my fall!
Doctor: Actually I'm pretty sure they just broke.
--
Yang: *falls*
Blake: Oh my gosh are you o-
Yang: Better make a wish you just saw a falling star.
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Yang: It was for love.
Weiss: Cool motive, still murder.
--
Weiss: I hope you have the day you deserve.
Ruby: Is that a compliment or a threat?
--
Weiss: *answers phone* Hello?
Ruby: It's Ruby.
Weiss: What did they do this time?
Ruby: No, it's me, Ruby. It's actually me.
Weiss: What did you do this time?
--
Ruby: Vegetable oil is made from vegetables,
coconut oil is made from coconuts, so is baby oil-?
Weiss: Can't we just have a nice dinner for once?
--
Ruby: What happens when you press the brake and the accelerator at the same time?
Yang: It takes a screenshot.
Weiss: Get out, both of you.
