Weiss, to Ruby: By the way, the after party's been cancelled, so tell your friends, no after party.
Yang: Hey, Weiss! See you at the after party!
Weiss: I'm there!
Ruby:
--
Yang: Where's Ruby?
Blake: Weiss locked her in the bathroom.
Weiss: Blake! You weren't supposed to tell her!
Yang: I'm cool with it.
--
Weiss: Does it hurt?
Ruby: No.
Weiss: [disappointed] Aw...
Ruby:
--
Ruby: What I did was terrible and awful and immature and you have every right to be furious with me. I swear, Yang, if I were you I'd just... punch me right in the face.
Yang: [punches her in the face]
Ruby: OWW! Yang!
Yang: What?
Ruby: You punched in the face!
Yang: You said to.
Ruby: I know but that's just something people s- OWWW!
Yang: Does it hurt?
Ruby: A lot! I think my nose may be broken.
Yang: Well, now I feel all bad.
--
Ruby: Have any of you seen Weiss?
Blake: No.
Yang: What's up with Weiss?
Ruby: She's trying to kill me!
Blake: Any reason?
Ruby: We were hanging out last night and she asked me to do her eyebrows.
Yang: For what?
Ruby: To make them look neater and nicer, girls do that, we groom each other like monkeys!
Blake: But why is Weiss trying to kill you?
Ruby: Well...
Weiss, screaming in the distance: WHERE IS SHE?
Ruby: [screams and runs away]
Weiss, entering the room: STOP HER!
Weiss, chasing Ruby around: [incoherent screaming from both of them]
Yang: What's that about?!
Blake: Why are you so mad at Ruby?
Weiss, breathing heavily, grinding teeth in anger: [turns around and reveals her eyebrows were completely shaved off]
--
Blake: Hey, can I get a sip of that water?
Yang: It's not water.
Blake: Vodka! I like your sty-
Yang: It's vinegar.
Blake: ...What?
Yang: It's vinegar, PUSSY.
--
Yang: I thought that maybe-
Blake: [cuts Yang off by kissing them]
Yang: -you'd love me again.
Blake: Who says I stopped?
Ruby: Awwwww!
Yang:
Blake:
Ruby: I ruined the moment.
--
Weiss: [crying] I want Ruby back!
Blake: But you broke up with Ruby.
Weiss: I know! Just like that time when I was 7 and I threw away my Potato Patch Pal but then I realized I wanted it back but it was too late cause my mother already gave it away to some greedy orphans!
--
Yang, in the dark: Wait, whose butt is this?
Blake, softly: Person A...
Yang: Sorry.
--
Blake: We're friends!
Yang: I'm gonna set you on fire.
--
Ruby: This is bothering me.
Yang: Well, you are digging up a corpse.
Ruby: No, not that. That's, uh, pretty par for the course, actually.
