What happens when you summon Emiya Shirou in Chaldea

Magical Boy Shirou

Shirou sighed as he headed towards a certain servant's workshop, knowing who would create an item like this. "Da Vinci...just what have you created...?"

(Back to the present...)

"Jeez...does the cape really stand out that much? Or is it the hat?" Shirou thought as he was walking in Chaldea's hallway while trying to ignore the stares he kept getting from other servants. "Either way, once I head to Da Vinci's workshop, all of this will end soon..."

However, fate seems to have different plans for him.

As he was walking towards Da Vinci's workshop, he passed by the cafeteria.

It was at that moment that he was totally screwed.

Because inside the cafeteria was Arturia and her counterparts, Ishtar and her counterpart, Ereshkigal, Parvati, BB, Passionlip, Meltlilith, Kingprotea, Kama, Illya, Kuro, Sitonai, Miyu, Astraea, Irisviel, Kiritsugu, Jaguar Man, EMIYA, and EMIYA Alter.

And they were staring at Shirou.

For a moment, nothing happened.

Then suddenly, Jaguar Man jumped out of her seat, came up towards Shirou, and started dragging him towards where everybody.

"SHIROU! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WEARING?! ARE YOU TRYING TO GO INTO COSPLAY?! AND IN THAT OUTFIT NETHERLESS?!" Jaguar Man yelled.

"Fuji-nee, it's a long story-"

"NO EXCUSES!"

She then dragged Shirou to a chair and made him sit there, allowing everyone to have a closer look at the outfit Shirou was wearing.

"S-Shirou...those clothes you're wearing..." Arturia and her counterparts muttered.

"Emiya-kun...to think you have this kind of hobby..." Ishtar, her rider counterpart, and Ereshkigal muttered while snickering at the same time.

"Senpai...is into this kind of thing..." Parvati, BB, Passionlip, Meltlilith, Kingprotea, and Kama muttered.

"Onii-chan..." Illya, Kuro, Sitonai, and Miyu muttered as they stared at him intensely.

"Sherou..." Astraea muttered.

"Oh my, I didn't know that my son had this side of him..." Irisviel said.

Kiritsugu didn't say anything.

However, on the other hand, both EMIYA and EMIYA Alter were nearly freaking themselves out over the outfit Shirou was wearing.

"OKAY, WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?! JUST WHAT KIND OF STUPID THING DID MY YOUNGER SELF DID TO WEAR THAT COSTUME?! IN FACT, HOW DID HE OBTAIN THAT COSTUME?! THIS IS RIDICULOUS!" EMIYA thought.

"Okay, this is just too much for me. Seeing your younger self as a heroic spirit is one thing, but seeing him wearing the same outfit as your non-altered self? That's something that I really don't want to deal with, EVER. In fact, I wish this was all a dream, although that's impossible since servants don't dream..." EMIYA Alter thought.

Shirou sighed at the situation he was in. "So...I guess you all want to know why I'm wearing an outfit like this..."

Everyone nodded in unison.

"Well...it all started because of a weird stick I picked up earlier," Shirou replied.

Everyone was confused at what Shirou just said. "Weird stick?" they asked.

"Yeah," Shirou said as he pulled it out and let everyone in the room look at it. While the Arturias, Rins, Sakuras, Astraea, Irisviel, Kiritsugu, Jaguar Man, EMIYA, and EMIYA Alter looked at it with a confused look on their faces, Illya, Kuro, Sitonai, and Miyu looked at the object with worry on their faces.