wisconsin: that moment when you accidentally gay
florida: *purposely gay
michigan: *both
georgia: how do you do both?
wyoming: well you accidentally fall for the homies and then purposely kiss them
maine: makes sense
montana: don't support her
wyoming: babe, why don't you support me???🥺🥺🥺
montana: because you say a lot of stupid crap, sweetie
alabama: wait montana i thought you were with idaho
montana: i am
nebraska: 👀👀👀
montana: i guess i'm just an idiot magnet
vermont: ooo poly ship
maryland: ot3
connecticut: what if we just all dated
connecticut: i mean we already live together
delaware: wait if we all live together why do we need to text
new jersey: shh
connecticut: and most of us are in relationships with each other anyways
new york: i don't think london would like that
colorado: WE CAN HAVE HIM JOIN TOO
colorado: AND MAINE'S GIRLFRIEND WITH THE WEIRD NAME ALSO
nevada: i'm in if utah is against it
utah: guys we're not starting a 50+ person relationship
nevada: i'm in
maryland: this is the ultimate ot3
maryland: ot50+
mississippi: now we're all dating, it's official
kansas: :D
kansas: now i can give you guys kiss kisses without having to say 'no homo lol'
oklahoma: guys pls
tennessee: don't try to stop them, i beg of you
north carolina: i don't like this
cali: you're just upset you're one of the bottoms
YOU ARE READING
states do be texting doe 😳
Humor" i'ma do it , dude " " you absolute m a d m a n " " there's no way that god damn j e n n y is gonna answer the Phone " " 867-5309 " " hello? this is jenny how may i help you? " " holy piss " (I'm not sure if this is Hetalia or Statehumans but ei...
