maryland: i just read some pretty dope bubble guppies fanfiction
delaware: shouldn't you be like, dancing with your girlfriend??
maryland: shouldn't you be dancing with connecticut?? 🙄🙄🙄
connecticut: pls dance with your girlfriend
ohio: i'll save your spot in the fanfic bestie, don't even worry
maryland: thanks hun 🥺🥺💕
indiana: is it just me, or is maryland in a relationship with everyone
nevada: well we all are in a 50+ way relationship, remember?
utah: we are NOT
nevada: not true, technically we've been married ever since
utah: what
nevada: i got everyone to sign the papers
nevada: i got your's while you were asleep 😏
cali: would you like to change that emoji babe 🥰🔪🔪
nevada: i got your's while you were asleep🦎
pennsylvania: but did you know switching to geico could save you 15% or more on car insurance
new york: please shut up
pennsylvania: i'll make you eat those words, faker
new jersey: what
pennsylvania: idk fireworks
south carolina: oh nc woke up
georgia: wERE YOU JUST DANCING WITH HER UNCONSCIOUS BODY??????? WE TOLD YOU TO PUT HER ON THE BENCH
south carolina: shh, hoe shut up fireworks
alabama: why are loui and flor the ones lighting them off
south carolina: shh
kentucky: ooo i wanna help
tennessee: omfg
VOCÊ ESTÁ LENDO
states do be texting doe 😳
Humor" i'ma do it , dude " " you absolute m a d m a n " " there's no way that god damn j e n n y is gonna answer the Phone " " 867-5309 " " hello? this is jenny how may i help you? " " holy piss " (I'm not sure if this is Hetalia or Statehumans but ei...
