iowa: florida, why are you wearing heelys to this wedding/bachelor party
florida: i lit all my other shoes on fire
maine: oh
maryland: why
florida: i struggle with impulse control #sussy
georgia: cries
georgia: florida just heelyed down the stairs
kentucky: he was too swaggy to live *sad yeehaw*
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nevada: i've decided that i will be the stripper of my bachelorette party
utah: how are you going to give yourself a lap dance
colorado: cloning
arizona: cloning
new mexico: omg,,,
arizona: bro,, did we just suggest cloning at the same time,,,??? 😳🙈
colorado: are we about to kiss rn???
oklahoma: ok plans changed, this is actually colorado's and arizona's wedding ❤️
hawaii: sorry nevada and cali
california: no i get it, i wish me and nev had that chemistry
vermont: this really doesn't even matter, we're all married anyway
rhode island: double marriage arc when??
new hampshire: rn ig 😟
nevada: ok, i've decided to wear my dino costume for my outfit
alaska: help
alaska: russia came in to help set up the chairs but we just made really long awkward eye contact
west virginia: tell him you met another country, bestie 🙄💕
south carolina: yeah girlie 💅✨
maryland: you deserve better, hon 🥺❤️
north carolina: he needs to get over you already,, smh 😒🔥
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swagster: guys look i changed my name to swagster
montana: idaho, i will literally drop kick you
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states do be texting doe 😳
Humor" i'ma do it , dude " " you absolute m a d m a n " " there's no way that god damn j e n n y is gonna answer the Phone " " 867-5309 " " hello? this is jenny how may i help you? " " holy piss " (I'm not sure if this is Hetalia or Statehumans but ei...
