hawaii: just got bit by a shark
alaska: lucky
colorado: are u okay hwiia
hawaii: what
south dakota: ignore him alaska dead ass said lucky after hearing about hawaii gettting bit by a shark
wyoming: he's just being an depressed teen
alaska: speaking of depressed missouri has been really quiet
missouri: i've just been trying to ignore this chat
mississippi: i wish i could've done that
mississippi: anyway, how did the gig go?
california: texas threw his guitar at someone in the audience for 'giving him a bad look'
texas: he WAS
new york: yoU GOT US SUED
texas: WE'RE RICH THAT'S NOT A PROBLEM
california: HOE, THAT GUY'S GIRLFRIEND PUNCHED MAINE IN THE FACE
tennessee: rhode island then proceeded to beat the shit out of her
pennsylvania: YEAH, WHAT THE HELL, RHODE?!
rhode island: WE ALL KNOW THAT MAINE CAN'T DEFEND HIMSELF
california: oh yeah
maine: gu y s-
texas: yeah, i once convinced him to come to a gang fight with me
kentucky: you guys went to a g a n g f i g h t
kentucky: omfg
kansas: ikr
kentucky: WHY DIDN'T YOU BRING ME
kansas: oh
texas: sorry babe😔
alabama: "babe"?
kentucky: crap
louisiana: holY SHIT
texas has left the conversation
arizona: so i guess texas isn't as straight as we thought
new mexico: i mean i kinda expected kentucky to be atleast bi but texas..??
kentucky: okay so i have some explaining to do
indiana: YES, YES YOU DO
florida: everyone in this chat is gay
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states do be texting doe 😳
Humor" i'ma do it , dude " " you absolute m a d m a n " " there's no way that god damn j e n n y is gonna answer the Phone " " 867-5309 " " hello? this is jenny how may i help you? " " holy piss " (I'm not sure if this is Hetalia or Statehumans but ei...
