new jersey: this book is now officially 1hr long
pennsylvania: lol who would read this shit for so long
new york: probably losers tbh
new jersey: IT'S A GOOD BOOK
vermont: 'book'
new jersey has left the conversation
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ohio: michigan infidelity arc????
michigan: please shut up
indiana: michigan had an affair???
wisconsin: with who???
ohio: remember how michigan refused to move to nyc at first because he didn't want to get rid of his toaster at home?
minnesota: yeah
ohio: he's making toast with a NEW TOASTER
cali: anime gasp
wisconsin: MICHIGAN INFIDELITY ARC???
michigan: SHUT UP AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE RESTING????
wisconsin: man, this is even more interesting than the "florida burnt down spain's house on purpose but don't tell anyone arc"
michigan: i will suffocate you with a pillow
wisconsin: do it, yo uwondm
arkansas: OH GOD HE GOT HIM 😭😭😭
nebraska: he was so young and stupid 😔
oklahoma: wisconsin revival arc??
virginia: woah hold your horses there we have to get through the graveyard arc first
west virginia: welcome to the states smp
west virginia: like the dream smp but worse
wyoming: wtf, did virginia just say "hold your horses"
wyoming: you're so white omg
virginia: WHAT?? SO ARE YOU???
south carolina: virginia is a straight white male that says hold your horses and has a good relationship with his mom arc????
virginia: I AM A LESBIA—
YOU ARE READING
states do be texting doe 😳
Humor" i'ma do it , dude " " you absolute m a d m a n " " there's no way that god damn j e n n y is gonna answer the Phone " " 867-5309 " " hello? this is jenny how may i help you? " " holy piss " (I'm not sure if this is Hetalia or Statehumans but ei...
