ohio: mom sold me to one direction again 🙄
maryland: woah ok mr. mafia boss harry styles
nebraska: and she sold us because she ran out of money
nevada: why are so many celebrities buying children off the black market
illinois: u guys are forgetting the girl who's like, "oNe DIreCtIOn wHO? iWAs dRAgGed to T hiS cONcERt bY a FRiENd❗️BUT tHEy wANT Me BACKSTAAAGE??????😳🤯"
arkansas: y/n's hair is also always in a messy bun istg
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delaware added alaska, hawaii, colorado, and utah to the conversation
minnesota: don't u ever just wanna go apeshit
florida: come to my kitchen
missouri: omg new york didn't we tell you to get florida a room without a kitchen????
mississippi: everyone down the fire exit ig
minnesota: what
florida: ignore them
florida removed minnesota from the conversation
florida has left the conversation
cali: we are in so much danger
washington: *minnesota is in so much danger
oregon: we're literally on our friends styled roof
oregon: if the apartment sets on fire so do we dumbass
kansas: EW EW GROSS I SEE TWO PEOPLE DOING THE NASTY HbhsjeuaFgHahje
iowa: EW COOTIES
iowa: that's why i only date men 😤 no cooties for me
indiana: does he really believe in cooties????
illinois: yes
illinois: i've seen his cootie catcher drawer
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states do be texting doe 😳
Humor" i'ma do it , dude " " you absolute m a d m a n " " there's no way that god damn j e n n y is gonna answer the Phone " " 867-5309 " " hello? this is jenny how may i help you? " " holy piss " (I'm not sure if this is Hetalia or Statehumans but ei...
