wyoming: is it weird to say that illinois and iowa remind me of that drew gooden vine?
pennsylvania: road work ahead?
florida: um, yeah, i sure hope it does
wyoming: no the "i thought i was dumbass" one
michigan: oh yeah that makes more sense
new jersey: lol i hope the people reading this watch vines
utah: "people reading this"?
new jersey: shit crap
georgia: nj are you writing fanfiction about this group chat?
cali: omg😳 hiiii🙋♀️ i'm😍 california ☀️
nevada: she's still drunk from last night but hello stalkers i'm nevada
new jersey: they already know who you are, god
idaho: hoLY SHIT GOD IS HERE?
florida: i thought i killed him????
vermont: what
florida: oh did i not tell you about the time when i killed god
new hampshire: how 'bout you don't tell us about it ever
florida: louie was there too
lou: remember when we fought that dragon
florida: of course, dude. and you tried to pull a donkey and get the dragon to fall in love with you
lou: yeah we're getting married thursday
lou: and then it turns out the dragon was with a bunch of guys over the summer and we need to pull some mamma mia-like shenanigans because our daughter wants her father to give her away on her wedding day.
delaware: W H A T
colorado: they were smoking weed it nothing is ever happening, chillaxe body spray.
new york: yo wtf
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states do be texting doe 😳
Humor" i'ma do it , dude " " you absolute m a d m a n " " there's no way that god damn j e n n y is gonna answer the Phone " " 867-5309 " " hello? this is jenny how may i help you? " " holy piss " (I'm not sure if this is Hetalia or Statehumans but ei...
