washington: so that big world banquet is coming up
cali: everyone in the world is invited!
cali: micronations, states, capitals, and countries!
north carolina: where is it this year?
north dakota: the moon
hawaii: w h a t
delaware: yep
new york: i'm planning on asking london
vermont: 👀👀👀👀👀
maine: i know you guys don't care but me and reykjavík are going together
arkansas: who?
maine: iceland's capital but never mind
new hampshire: ima get drunk
nevada: ima get drunk
new hampshire: dude
nevada: dude
new hampshire: i love you
nevada: 🥺🥰
cali: you two have literally never talked before wtf
wyoming: i gotta 💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃
kansas: that means that she wants to dance
new york: drugs
pennsylvania: f a t a l i t y
vermont: gay
Today 7:30PM
new jersey: this party pretty boring
minnesota: was a great time for me and I love my new hair cut my eyes are amazing I love my hair cut and my hair cut my hair and I have the best customer service I have ever seen and I will usually go back to try my new hair cut.
indiana: great
washington: what's up with him?
florida: i put vodka in his juice box
michigan: where are new york and london?
arizona: out on the balcony bein' cute
tennessee: so did any of the countries come as a couple?
alabama: ukraine and canada, britain and france, malaysia and singapore, and
mississippi: hOLY CRAP WHY ARE AMERICA AND RUSSIA KISSING
alaska: oh god
ohio: this is going to turn into a two-parter isn't it
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states do be texting doe 😳
Humor" i'ma do it , dude " " you absolute m a d m a n " " there's no way that god damn j e n n y is gonna answer the Phone " " 867-5309 " " hello? this is jenny how may i help you? " " holy piss " (I'm not sure if this is Hetalia or Statehumans but ei...
