delaware: so i've been reading stories on wattpad
maryland: bad taste, delaware ✨
ohio: well he got connecticut so that's something
connecticut: 😳
delaware: aNYWAY, people are writing about us
delaware: like falling in love
cali: ooo who are they shipping
delaware: well the main ones are texas x california, hawaii x alaska, and new york x london
rhode island: states like me don't have to worry about getting shipped 😎
florida: you lucky tiny hoe
florida: i get shipped with every state in america
texas: that bitch?
cali: that bitch?
cali: i'm a lesbian doe
hawaii: alaska is just my best friend 😔
new york: that fucking brit?
new jersey: you two do radiate sexual tension sometimes
pennsylvania: plus you had a crush on him in the 50s.
new york: I TOLD YOU THAT IN CONFIDENCE WTF
georgia: yOOOOOO REMEMBER NEW YORK IN THE 50S?!
tennessee: lol of course
kentucky: wasn't he a greaser? and that's why he knows the entire script of grease?
new york: hhhhhhh SHUT UP
arkansas: awe, we were still juniors at world academy 💞
south dakota: we were known as "america's stolen kids that started a fire in the chemistry lab."
minnesota: how did that fire start again?
florida: me and lou were trying to get high.
louisiana: but colorado wasn't there to supervise.
YOU ARE READING
states do be texting doe 😳
Humor" i'ma do it , dude " " you absolute m a d m a n " " there's no way that god damn j e n n y is gonna answer the Phone " " 867-5309 " " hello? this is jenny how may i help you? " " holy piss " (I'm not sure if this is Hetalia or Statehumans but ei...
